The following little Ditty may assist - nothing serious and no criticism of any individual intended.
Ashie to Ashes, Trust to Dust
Media invited, Popcorn a must.
In 3 inch high heels, She seals the deals
Her bright star rises, Then bites the dust
She gets off the floor, comes back for more
It's Dogshit V Bullshit, Gonna be a fight
But as we all know, Two pongs don't make a Wright
This won't be over, till the fat lady sings
Methinks he waits, out in the wings
Muck spreading and Muck shredding, it's all the same
Just a small part, of the political game.