Newsbot Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 A campaign encouraging responsible drinking over the festive period in park of the Isle of Man launches. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/7753580.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Buford T. Justice Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 A campaign encouraging responsible drinking over the festive period in park of the Isle of Man launches. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/7753580.stm Say again? The 'Safe Night Out' will be advertised by a poster campaign in all licensed premises in Ramsay. Where's that then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Poor disslecksik newsbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I think Newsbot enjoyed himself at the launch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
%age Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 BBC [Newsbot] is a total cunt. Well actually, the fucken shower of them. For [Newsbot} is not a lonely figure.... [Neswbot] is a festering clan of pension sucking money grabbing pseudo intellectual shoite. So to speak. What a cunt [Newsbot] is/are. Typos. Yeah man, we all make 'em perhaps. But we don't all suck the spons from the man in the street for doing it. [Newsbot] is paid to do a fucken job, on the greatest website in the world. Fucken do it or fuck off and serve pints in a bar somewhere, anything, but please don't take our money for doing a shit job. Me, I'm a bit of an auld cunt, but I remember when the BBC had standards. Fucken basic standards. Like spelling. The fucken basic fundamental building block of journalism and reliability. If you can't fucken get that right. Fuck off and do something else. You shower of useless fucken pathetic cunts. Here doth endeth the lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I think percentage was also at the reception. It doesn't seem to have done much promoting responsible drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
%age Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Actuarily, I was done at Macbeth's. £2 for a pint of good Boddingtons. (Yep, £2.00) Is a bargain, our kid. ps Ye'rrr arll bastarrds, tha' fucken lot o' ye Edited to add: You really need to read that link with a few beers in you. It's fucken ace. When stuff like this gets reported it makes me think how wonderful the world really is. No paratroopers getting shot tae fuck by the IRA. Nae fucken £100millions getting wasted by a country of 80,000 souls (ie isle of Man). Just plain auld shoite. Shoite, Shoite. It is indeed a good day to be a Manxman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Best post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkydevil Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Actuarily, I was done at Macbeth's. £2 for a pint of good Boddingtons. (Yep, £2.00) Is a bargain, our kid. ps Ye'rrr arll bastarrds, tha' fucken lot o' ye Edited to add: You really need to read that link with a few beers in you. It's fucken ace. When stuff like this gets reported it makes me think how wonderful the world really is. No paratroopers getting shot tae fuck by the IRA. Nae fucken £100millions getting wasted by a country of 80,000 souls (ie isle of Man). Just plain auld shoite. Shoite, Shoite. It is indeed a good day to be a Manxman Quoted for the hangover in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
%age Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 ...and I refer you to http://www.manxforums.com/forums/index.php...st&p=375034 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Campaign? Landlords and staff already have a legal requirement under their licence to ensure people who have had too much aren't served. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
%age Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Quoted for the hangover in the morning No hangover here laddie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Best post ever. Agreed. Wonderful in the sheer breadth and scope. Almost a contemporary version of the opening of Keats Ode to a Nightingale My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk : And as for the ending Just plain auld shoite. Shoite, Shoite. It is indeed a good day to be a Manxman Absolute brilliance. Truly a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 A campaign encouraging responsible drinking over the festive period in park of the Isle of Man launches. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/7753580.stm Say again? The 'Safe Night Out' will be advertised by a poster campaign in all licensed premises in Ramsay. Where's that then? More to the point, which park are they on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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