x-in-man Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 It's alleged that one of the Portuguese football players failed a drugs and alcohol test after the match. If this is confirmed as positive, under World Football Federation rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, Portugal will forfeit the quarter final match and England will play France in the Semi Final. Scroll down for the full transcript of this report. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Carlsberg don't send emails, but if they did, they would probably be the best emails in the World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Three very old football fans are in a church, praying. The first one asks, "Oh, Lord, when will Luton Town England win the Premiership?" And the Good Lord replies, "In ten years time" "But I'll be dead by then", says the first man. The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Arsenal finally win the European Cup?". And the Good Lord answers, "In fifteen years time". "But I'll be dead by then", says the second man. The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England win the World Cup?". And the Good Lord answers, "I'll be dead by then!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-Drift.com Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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