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Oh good! I'm flying down to The Smoke next week for the princely sum of £212 so I'll get to the airport shop early for some free entertainment from our chum the Assistant of the Year.

Hope its a really hot day so I can see him gasping for air and his wet shirt.............will report

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Genius.

 

I missed this the first time round. Brilliant.

Reminds me of a dear old family friend who was getting on a bit and, in the delightful way people do, was going a bit peculiar in her twilight years.

 

A couple of years before and - knowing that she used to enthusiastically tend her window boxes - we thought as a family we'd buy her a modest card and a window box gardening tool set. Four quaint little spades, hoes, rakes, that sort of thing - could equally be kept as an ornament as used practically.

 

Anyway, a year or so passed and we received an unusual but nonetheless heartfelt gift one Christmas:-

Carefully wrapped were two of the four tools we'd bought her the previous Christmas, a medium sized terracotta plant pot and a blown lightbulb.

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