the_kitty Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Well, what can I say... We're simply the best !!! It's not a fair test. You havn't got Crumlin or the kitty. I am well braney me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cholmondley-Warner Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 The brainy Germans are at it again http://www.allfunnystuff.com/content.php?t...iid=1463&cid=31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cholmondley-Warner Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs. But as the weeks went by, they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet arrived. He told them, "Don't worry. The wurst is yet to come." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 A German friend of mine was arrested recently. All I asked was - how tall was Hitler and where did he live? (work it out - you'll need both hands! - saying 'he vas zis tall - and lived over zer!') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 Have you heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great - but an hour later you're hungry for power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Keep'em coming - I'm writing down every joke provocation - at some point, it's gotta be enough to justify another invasion... Maybe Fritz, Heinz and me try the more subtle approach this time round, though - politics, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jampton Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Don't tell him your name, PiKe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScope Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Actual German Joke "Papi, wo liegt Albanien?" "Da mußt du die Oma fragen, die räumt hier doch immer alles auf!" "Daddy where there lies Albania? " "There you must ask the grandma, it clears up here, nevertheless, always everything! " Now that's funny! No wonder there's so many German comedians on telly. FROM:(a list of actual German jokes http://sps.k12.mo.us/khs/german/witze/witze.htm translated into English via http://translation2.paralink.com/) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Is it "National Pick on the Germans Day" again? You're only jealous that we're smarter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 OMG a fifth columnist! I speak German (enough to work in MacDonalds anyway) - lived there 4 years and was there for six weeks last year. One of my favourite parts of the world is the Rhine valley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products? So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rog Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Why do Chinese people seem to have a fixed smile? They still have a wall. (Actual German joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VikingRaider Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 What was the worst thing about the Berlin wall coming down? More Germans to pinch the sunbeds. (Actual English joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 A man enters a Dutch pharmacy and asks why all flags are at half-mast. "Ist die Koenigin tot, oder so etwas?" ("What happened? Is the queen dead?") The pharmacist replies that this is to the honour of the people who died in World War II. "Ja, aber bei uns sind auch viele getoetet worden." ("Many Germans died, too.") "Ja, ich weiss, das feiern wir morgen." ("I know. We will celebrate this tomorrow.") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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