Mr Newbie Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 36 minutes ago, the stinking enigma said: Man tunes into radio station only listened to by batshit crazy old biddies, to a segment only contributed to by the absolute top echelon of batshit crazy old biddies, then is so outraged by the views of the top echelon of batshit craziness that he has to switch off his own radio before he smashes it to smithereens with a hammer. I like it, reminds me of a short story I once submitted to the readers digest. To add context I was nailing some skirting boards on at the time. I wasn’t specifically going to find a hammer just to turn the radio off with. But the sound of the whining old bags really was driving me bonkers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Newbie Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, dilligaf said: I knew I shouldn’t have tried to stick up for the poor folk you would have put down if you wielded any power. Why did you even think to say something so completely foolish? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, Mr Newbie said: To add context I was nailing some skirting boards on at the time. I wasn’t specifically going to find a hammer just to turn the radio off with. But the sound of the whining old bags really was driving me bonkers. But as a working man, between 12-00 and 1-00pm, shouldn’t you have been drinking stewed tea from your flask, eating cheese and am sarnies and club biscuits whilst bragging out your sexual prowess ? Not nailing skirting boards on. Thought that was the norm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, the stinking enigma said: Man tunes into radio station only listened to by batshit crazy old biddies, to a segment only contributed to by the absolute top echelon of batshit crazy old biddies, then is so outraged by the views of the top echelon of batshit craziness that he has to switch off his own radio before he smashes it to smithereens with a hammer. I like it, reminds me of a short story I once submitted to the readers digest. I love the concept of a ‘top echelon of batshit crazy old biddies’ like there’s a structured organization of them with the real fruitloops as officers in black pinnies with silver deaths-head badges on epaulets and swinging little old lady tartan shopping trollies with blades coming off the hubs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hissingsid Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I just wish the woman who reads the news would take her time and stop stuttering that makes me want to do dreadful things to my radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Surely there isn't an orifice big enough??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Kopek said: Surely there isn't an orifice big enough??? I am seriously worried about your mental state. Does nobody else see the issue. Kopek was a coherent and pretty intelligent poster for a long time, but now seems to be going off at tangents quite often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) Ok Dilli. I've been an amateur psychologist for some 40 years, I like to think that I have my own psychology in check and that of others around me, much to their annoyance at times. If you want an analysis , it's £ 165 per 20 min session! Sid said that he wanted to do '' dreadful things to his Radio '', taking an not unusual slant for MF reposts, I added a sexual meaning to his words joking, that radios do not have a sufficiently large orifice for such abuse? Perhaps you missed comic intent and fell into the bad mouthing that has so frequently got you into trouble on here? The tangents are a coincidence to appear in the Manx Radio thread where I have posted vehemently against racialism on the IOM, it was simply that Sids' post was in this thread and the tangent was a not unusual MF response. Perhaps you took it too seriously, too entwined with the Peters/ Racialism argument that had preceded it? In that, you are mistaken, it was purely aimed at Sids post, a comical aside. I hope this has explained it to you? PS. you're still on 'ignore' but I will try to look out for your response to this post. Edited July 17, 2020 by Kopek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, Kopek said: Ok Dilli. I'vre Yes. Good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) I refer the honorable gentleman to my previous post that said I was concerned about your mental state..Nothing has changed. Edited July 18, 2020 by dilligaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 A good idea for all forum users is, to hold your place in the list, to relate your post to the above post, is to post a few words for the beginning of your response and then post it... but immediately 'edit' it. This puts your post next in the listing and avoids 'Bloat Posting'. That is what I did, I didn't correct the spelling until the finished/edited post but it fixed my place in the listing. Doesn't everyone do this??? No? Pity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Hey Mf why am I still seeing Dillis' posts? I only opted to see one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Kopek said: Ok Dilli. I've been an amateur psychologist for some 40 years We are all amateur psychologists, but most don't have the front to want to charge for their view of reality. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 18 hours ago, Kopek said: Surely there isn't an orifice big enough??? Jack plug socket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 17 hours ago, Kopek said: A good idea for all forum users is, to hold your place in the list, to relate your post to the above post, is to post a few words for the beginning of your response and then post it... but immediately 'edit' it. This puts your post next in the listing and avoids 'Bloat Posting'. That is what I did, I didn't correct the spelling until the finished/edited post but it fixed my place in the listing. Doesn't everyone do this??? No? Pity! Yes. You could just post the words: "Genius creating - wait for it." to hold your spot until you have honed your response to perfection. To be 100% effective in avoiding quoting the outpourings of others however, one needs to be watching every subject all of the time, and this does have a constraining influence on the rest of one's life away from the forum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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