Uhtred Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gladys said: They have children in Colby? Actually no. Everyone in Colby of childbearing age/capable of impregnating a woman has been, quite rightly, compulsorily sterilized to safeguard the rest of us. The ‘children’ are a combination of circus performers, high-tech robots and those aliens walking among us as a research project. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Phew, relieved. Thought there may have been one of them puppy farms there, but farming children, and then selling them on Manx Freecycle advertised from a smoke-free, pet-free and kid-free home. Can't be too careful with all them scams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barlow Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, The Voice of Reason said: I listened to Manx Radio news this morning at nine o’clock as is my wont The second item ( I’m pretty sure) on the news was a report that a Manx chap now living in London was looking forward to a night out in Peel when he could get back. I’m sure he is but news headlines F F S That is my strategy too, sometimes just the 8 o'clock news. Can't stand any of the music, not at that time, and I'm sure the kids listen to their own stuff, BBC Radio1 maybe. Bring back hour long Morning Mandate 11 hours ago, Shake me up Judy said: Have I understood this right ? Somebody who lives in London is looking forward to a night out in Peel ? I must be getting old... For your delectation: https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/manx-man-in-uk-hopeful-for-may-visit/ Edited March 11, 2021 by Barlow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Gladys said: Phew, relieved. Thought there may have been one of them puppy farms there, but farming children, and then selling them on Manx Freecycle advertised from a smoke-free, pet-free and kid-free home. Can't be too careful with all them scams. Superb plan. Just filling in my government grant application form right now...I’m starting ‘Sprog Prog’...kiddy farming. I’ll sell them as pets. Dog theft is through the roof in UK. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Voice of Reason Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Shake me up Judy said: Have I understood this right ? Somebody who lives in London is looking forward to a night out in Peel ? I must be getting old... Didn’t think of it that way. Perhaps it is newsworthy after all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Two different articles from Manx Radio News proving beyond doubt that someone up there is incapable of spelling the word "separate": https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/stretched-services-launch-appeal-after-three-cycling-accidents/ https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/two-in-cells-overnight-after-covid-offence-arrests/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 10 hours ago, Augustus said: Two different articles from Manx Radio News proving beyond doubt that someone up there is incapable of spelling the word "separate": https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/stretched-services-launch-appeal-after-three-cycling-accidents/ https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/two-in-cells-overnight-after-covid-offence-arrests/ Along with several hundred other routinely used words. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Layman Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 10 hours ago, Augustus said: https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/two-in-cells-overnight-after-covid-offence-arrests/ Quite outstanding, they spell it correctly - then incorrectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 I checked the police announcement and it was spelt correctly. So, I suppose it confirms that MR do not cut and paste press releases! (Just not very good at reading them.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 39 minutes ago, Peter Layman said: Quite outstanding, they spell it correctly - then incorrectly. No, they copied the tweet from the police, spelt correctly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b4mbi Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 3/11/2021 at 8:39 AM, Uhtred said: Superb plan. Just filling in my government grant application form right now...I’m starting ‘Sprog Prog’...kiddy farming. I’ll sell them as pets. Dog theft is through the roof in UK. Should lock their velux's then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, b4mbi said: Should lock their velux's then? Yes. Especially owners of English Levitating Hounds. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Whereas this may be down to the cops and not MR, wouldn’t it help just a little to know where this ‘incident’ occurred and at what time of day? FFS. https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/police-appeal-for-womans-identity-amid-investigation/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Uhtred said: Whereas this may be down to the cops and not MR, wouldn’t it help just a little to know where this ‘incident’ occurred and at what time of day? FFS. https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/police-appeal-for-womans-identity-amid-investigation/ I know, it always surprises me at how little information is given to the public. For example, no names of the two charged with covid breaches. Or appeals for witnesses to "an incident" several weeks ago with no information as to what kind of incident. In this instance, however, they are just looking for the person pictured. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Johnson Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 3/10/2021 at 11:34 PM, Barlow said: That is my strategy too, sometimes just the 8 o'clock news. Can't stand any of the music, not at that time, and I'm sure the kids listen to their own stuff, BBC Radio1 maybe. Bring back hour long Morning Mandate For your delectation: https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/manx-man-in-uk-hopeful-for-may-visit/ Very strong drugs available in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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