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If Everybody On The Isle Of Man Was Abucted Tonight By Aliens.


Declan

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I think you are right DECLAN!

 

But has anybody thought about the cost to the Manx taxpayer of alien abduction and the loss of profit to Macquarrie, and who, tell me, is going to clean up the mess?

 

You have definitely uncovered something there!

 

Why, oh why, hasn't MR picked this point up? God, it's been staring us in the face for so long! What are they paid for up there?

 

What would happen to the Ned trial? Aah, all becomes clear, another adjournment. See, it ain't what you know, but who you know!

 

(Hope you weren't serious!)

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Wouldn't the midnight/2am sailing from Heysham be in contact?

 

 

You might be right. They could I suppose take them as well.

 

Or wait until 2am take the people on the ferry as they land on-shore. Then they've got 5 hours head start.

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Say the aliens abuducted us at 12 o'clock, I reckon they'd get a 7 hour head start on the cops before the first plane landed at a deserted Ronaldsway.

 

What do you all think?

 

You fell asleep in the chair reading Philip K Dick?

 

Happens to me all the time :)

 

You found an old half tab ?

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Pfft abduction sucks hoop. They're such boring beings too.

 

Man, if I had a pound for every time I'd been abducted, well, I could afford my own fecking spaceship!

 

The only thing that sucks about it, is they keep bringing you back.

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