mollag Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentbob Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Pure gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mollag Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Its a yank gag so i had to make "math" plural, gawd they can murder a language, " yeah, im like taking math" the croutons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentbob Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Yes, but they give us a giggle, so we will excuse them dragging our boys off to die in the name of cheap petrol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthnicTom Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 lol, classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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