Andy Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 OK, here's how it's going down. So the bogus film company approaches the mark and says they're making a feature. Trouble is, you better get Grandma to cover her eyes 'cos when the generator goes ON the clothes come OFF and now we're on a porno set - you getting this numbnuts? Let's pull this Skeat and Gladys in - I'm likin' them for this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Hey, numbnuts yourself, Mr Hoigh and Moighty Producer Sir! Look I don't do no animals, octagenarians or Mormon preachers and the only anular ring I wanna see is the one keepin' my sweet toosh off the Manx dry stone walling! Now, if you wanna hustle me, you better start talkin' some serious bucks, lets start with a milky coffee in the Buttery and we may have some business to discuss. And, yeah, by the way, I don't do no porn films neither! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_kitty Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 They were filming on my street last week, i saw that dude out of Inspector Morse, cant remember his name, not the main guy, the other one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 And, yeah, by the way, I don't do no porn films neither! Hey, c'mon... we've all seen 'Debbie Does Douglas' with the classic line: "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to be back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Sorry, wrong film Lonan, those immortal words were uttered in "Doris Does Douglas'. Very funny though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxchatterbox Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 surely Ashley Bentley from MR will be in there if there is any nudity required seeing as how she got her clothes off in the Libertine even if she did have to wear a stick on beaver rug.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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