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Pat Ayres

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I have had a lot of nightime erections lately, my partner says I should not worry.

It all started a couple of years ago when an on-suite toilet appeared in our house, quickly followed by a kitchen extension.

My partner assured me they were always there but I am not so sure.

The builder seems to be spending a lot of time at my house for no apparant reason at all.

This morning was the last straw when a shed and treehouse appeared out of the blue.

I am not paying for this building work and neither is my partner, what can I do?

Plus, there are a load of people living in our outhouses, workshops and tackroom, are they there legally, what recourse have I in law?

please advise me.

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Testosterone is at it's highest level in the morning. It varies on a 24

hour cycle and is highest in most men around 6am. Testosterone is what

is giving you the woodie (i.e. the shed and treehouse)

What you have is normal. It would be something to worry about if you

never had nightime erections or morning woodies. I had low testosterone and didn't have these morning

woodies until I went on hormone shots, now I've got a shed, and a Scandinavian Barbeque house!

 

It's tough being a man sometimes!

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It's tough being a man sometimes!

 

..particularly if its a WAG wearing the trousers...and your name's Dick...

What's the point of that comment???

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Can I speculate he means WAG, as in Julie.

 

I'd have said the use of capitals would mean you'd be better speculating it was something to do with a term coined by the media in the World Cup.

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