Newsbot Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Health officials are warning of an outbreak of a winter vomiting virus on the Isle of Man. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/5373362.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcCann Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 *stocks up on bog roll* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Hopefully our outbreak is a different thing: Vinter Womiting Wirus Wirus alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Oh cool, a taking the piss out of foreign accents thread. Bags I Australia. 'Did you come here to die?' 'No, yesterday'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 How can diarrhoea be infectious? Do these people go to scat parties or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxtrotlima Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 How can diarrhoea be infectious? Do these people go to scat parties or something? Thank you for the delightful image that is now going to haunt me for the rest of my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurby and behond! Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Why all of a sudden has winter vomiting started to appear in september? Before Dr Kashol ( excuse me if I have got his name wrong) became the government voice on heath matters, we had never heard of winter vomiting. It was called feeling shit for a few days or under the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Oh great, something else for the masses to cough all over me on a daily basis! *Maybe I could perfect my projectile vommiting for the awkward customers though* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneArmedScissor Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Why all of a sudden has winter vomiting started to appear in september? Before Dr Kashol ( excuse me if I have got his name wrong) became the government voice on heath matters, we had never heard of winter vomiting. It was called feeling shit for a few days or under the weather. It's not that difficult to get the man's name right, it's spelled out (literally) on the Manx Radio website. And in other news, fuck me, what a tragedy, modern science is able to deal with medical conditions with more accuracy than it was a few decades ago! What's your next trick, proving that the Pope prays and that bears shit in the woods? and further to chopley's reply - if you'd bothered to read the report it actually describes a virus similar to winter vomiting, not winter vomiting itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 How can anyone expect winter to vomit? It hasn't got a mouth! Or am I missing the point here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneArmedScissor Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 no you're right, I can't believe that I was stupid enough to post that either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Does Dr Kishore have his own office at Manx Radio? He seemes to be on air more than some of the presenters. There have always been 'health warnings' (I particularly remember one authoratitive warning claiming that potatoes were a primary cause of cancer a few years ago!) I'm afraid that too many people are spending so much time trying to extend their lives that they're forgetting to live them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Kerr Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Does Dr Kishore have his own office at Manx Radio? He seemes to be on air more than some of the presenters.There have always been 'health warnings' (I particularly remember one authoratitive warning claiming that potatoes were a primary cause of cancer a few years ago!) I'm afraid that too many people are spending so much time trying to extend their lives that they're forgetting to live them. I think when your "acting" head of public health http://www.gov.im/dhss/health/public/public.xml You might feel compelled to constantly remind people of who you are, and what you do ..... for when the proper post becomes vacant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Yay I think I have this. Either that or food poisoning. Completely drained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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