Rhumsaa Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 All this talk lately about the chav issue makes me think we have the perfect balance in the forum to tackle the issue with the final solution of "Chav Patrol" DjDan can be the eyes and ears moving through the crowds of chavs under the fool proof cover of a Trance DJ busting out some hardcore choons and reporting activity to MFCP HQ Fast action response can be ChopleyTurnip in his wheels of steel - fueled by a hatred of chavs and already given up on the system due to his speeding charges you can be sure he'll out run any souped up Nova Chav Wagon. Muscle can come in the form of Cret with his specialist weapon made from knackered laptops which he wields 2 handed to make any chav cap armour useless in defence from his onslaught. Declan can be PR officer in charge of putting out false press releases to cover the identity of the MFCP... It can't fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casino Crazy Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Can i join? I can be like "Face" from the A Team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Yeah that could work - you could go undercover as a chav and infiltrate their dens passing back information to the hit squad Just make sure you resist the Chavettes charms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casino Crazy Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 This needs taking in order to join. http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=132263 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Declan can be PR officer in charge of putting out false press releases to cover the identity of the MFCP... You forget I'm a Liberal PC do-gooder. I can't be party to vigilanteeism. Unless your aim is simply to check on the welfare of the misunderstood young rapscallions and treat them to ice creams and foreign holidays, I'll have to decline your offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Just consider it to be writing fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 treat them to ice creams and foreign holidays, I'll have to decline your offer. Downtown Bagdhad might be acceptable.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjDan Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 DjDan can be the eyes and ears moving through the crowds of chavs under the fool proof cover of a Trance DJ busting out some hardcore choons and reporting activity to MFCP HQ *runs off to hunt through record box* aye, ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-in-man Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Having worked in Chavham and Chaversham (Thats Chatham and Faversham) without doubt the birth place of the Chav, this thread only really confirms what I always thought about the Isle of Man. Years behind, simply years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMcC Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjDan Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 GREAT IDEAS here!! I like it. DJ DAN, y'can use our establishment to coax the chavs into. I'll give the special signal.... you whack on Tiestos ADAGIO FOR STRINGS. This will bring a sense of euphoria to the crowd... Ah... never beats the original Ferry Corsten remix of William Orbit's rendition. Tiesto only tried to imitate his better counterpart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Kerr Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I'm not sure a 1993 Vauxhall Carlton automatic will be much use in a chase, but it is a big heavy bastard of a thing, so if someone can line the chavs up and keep them still for a moment, I could probably take a fair few out in one fell swoop. We could give it a Burberry paint job to make it a "Chavalier" http://www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?id=65477 Stick some blue lights underneath and fit a boom box in the boot and you'd be like the Pied Piper for all chavs in the immediate area. Once they came near, its a blanket over the head and straight in the boot for a good punching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I'm not sure a 1993 Vauxhall Carlton automatic will be much use in a chase, but it is a big heavy bastard of a thing, so if someone can line the chavs up and keep them still for a moment, I could probably take a fair few out in one fell swoop. mcb will mark the targets with a large cross, drawn on their backs, with white dog shit. (Oops, sorry... forgot djdan was on board.... make that a large circle.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpig Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Can i join? I can be like "Face" from the A Team. oohh oohh me to,i can be a white B.A with a beer belly ,the ones i can't pick up and throw(not many) will get bellyflopped sensless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 will you be willing to get the mohican and beard hair style? also...... can I drive the van as it rocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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