Newsbot Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Police in the north of the Isle of Man warn home owners to be alert to a group of rogue roofers. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/6480951.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkydevil Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Police in the north of the Isle of Man warn home owners to be alert to a group of rogue roofers. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/6480951.stm Three-pieces suites being sold by travelling salespeople could pose a fire risk, officials warn. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/6467051.stm I now have a lovely cream three-piece sofa on my roof. Fire risk my arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Can they tarmac your living room, as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkydevil Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Can they tarmac your living room, as well? Crazy paving my friend! The lounge looks lush.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Kerr Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Don't let them up a ladder. The next minute you'll have a Ferris Wheel and a set of Dodgems blocking your Sky signal - those pikey's have got to find a site for the TT Funfair pretty damn quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Bulgam Miner Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I'm not right thick, but how can you tell the difference between a roof and a rogue roof ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jampton Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 A proper roofer has a dog. Roof! Roof! I'm here all weeek!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.os Theory Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I'm not right thick, but how can you tell the difference between a roof and a rogue roof ? One's a little bit Whorrgh, a little bit Whaygh, the other ones a roof. Boom tish. I am also here all week, available for weddings, bar miztva's and other social events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Crazy paving my friend! The lounge looks lush.... Sounds lovely, you must invite me round when you've feng shui'd the rockery in the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I'm not right thick, but how can you tell the difference between a roof and a rogue roof ? Quite simple, really: Proper Roof Rogue Roof German Roof (very proper) Sounds lovely, you must invite me round when you've feng shui'd the rockery in the kitchen. Not sure that's such a good idea - I still remember what happened when he feng shui'd the garage....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 ITALIAN ROOF - Probably rogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fido Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Welease Woger the wogue woofer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Maybe Rogue Roofers are blue-skinned mutants, with AI's in their hods and lunchboxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Skies Are Grey Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Rogue Roofers are almost as annoying as Draenei Shaman...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fido Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Welease Woger the wogue woofer And what about his brother Woderick- eh eh? Ah yes, of course. But shouldn't it actually be "Wodewick" ________________________________________________ Personally, I had a problem with Pissed Plumbers. So...Beware Pissed Plumbers. Then there was the Plastered Plasterer. Watch out for Junkie Joiners and E'd up Electricians too. There was also the Wistful Window Installer. I'm not quite sure why he was Wistful but he was, but not really a threat to our society and the alliteration would hardly be newsworthy. Rogue Roofers, that definitely has a good ring to it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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