Albert Tatlock Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 From the BBC: Man cuts off penis in restaurant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3v0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 What a man/woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KERED Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 “It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.” “A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.” It is unlikely that he will have any connection with anyone in the future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hazard Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 perhaps he was only trying to leave a tip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozz Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 A bold, cocky move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm glad they couldn't re-attach his piece because it means if he hasn't already bred then he probably never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossils Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Don't have le chicken in wine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddBod Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm trying to imagine how bad your night gets that you run into a restaurant kitchen and start attacking yourself? Not only are you lying there with several stab wounds and one less appendage that you entered the premises with but after all that the less than sympathetic police come in and CS Gas you just to rub salt in the wounds :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Well, the next time I think I'm having a bad day, I'll think again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted April 29, 2007 Author Share Posted April 29, 2007 Meat and two veg...obviously a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Perhaps he prefered skinless sausages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Apparently they serve an excellent cockaleekie soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 That joke was just below the belt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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