Mr. Sausages Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm "Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required". Presumable those "pesky occasions" when she has cling-ons that just won't give in to gravity, and she has to manually remove them, or with a slip of the elbow mistakenly wipes poo up her back. Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness". She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve". The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth. WHAAAAATTTTTTT???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starchild Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Dining sleeve? If she is seriously considering this then I hope you wash them. If you throw them away then they are just an wasteful as napkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Do they not have napkins made out of linen in America? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starchild Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I think so - and baby bibs apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Spent too long surrounded by fawning idiots who tell her that every idea she has is great, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddy Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 She's obviously a nutter. I can't believe a rich popstar who probably wipes her arse with $100 notes thinks she can tell the rest of the world how to have a shit. If I had her address I might be insane enough to post a turd to her as a sign of my disgust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Sheryl Crow 3201 W Cahunga Los Angeles, CA 90068 USA I demand to see photographic evidence of your parcel being posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 The only surprise is that she didn't recommend using both sides of the toilet paper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey magic Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 its all a build up for the "Sheryl Crow Dining Sleve" to hit the shops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 its all a build up for the "Sheryl Crow Dining Sleve" to hit the shops A cunning invention...which saves toilet paper because you can also wipe your **** on it (as well as Sheryl Crow album sleeves!). I bet she thinks IQ is something her fans have to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Take Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 From the look of her, she doesn't eat very much - perhaps explains why she thinks that one or two 'squares' of paper is enough. I wonder if Larry David (who is on the same tour) is getting any ideas for a new show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Calling on puddy to post his photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojomonkey Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Surely JML have already patented the dining sleeve? I bet you can get them in woolies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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