Gladys Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Funnily enough Albert, I know all the words to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Funnily enough Albert, I know all the words to that! Me too. Six weeks of basic training in the 80s and it was played everyday on the forces station radio. Great song! Unfortunately these days I don't just know the words - but the dance too. That said I may have just met the future Mrs Tatlock this week - so all may not be lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 That said I may have just met the future Mrs Tatlock this week - so all may not be lost Congrats! That said, the one doesn't preclude the other, and there is research to suggest the contrary is true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 That said I may have just met the future Mrs Tatlock this week - so all may not be lost Congrats! That said, the one doesn't preclude the other, and there is research to suggest the contrary is true! ...though I still don't know if it's the one on page 7 or the one on page 9 of this months 'Russian Brides' mag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 ooh Albert, you must be younger than you look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Best to keep your options open Albert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 For the benefit of someone without sound at work, what is the dammed song, I probably won't be old enough too know all the words, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Ivor Biggun's 'I'm a Wanker'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Is that the answer to my question, or just a general statement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Be afraid, be very afraid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 shiver, shiver, twas just jesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 ooh Albert, you must be younger than you look. Hmmm...probably about half the age of my 'photo' ...plus (I am told) I look 8 or so years younger than I really am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 But how old is your photo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 For the benefit of someone without sound at work, what is the dammed song, I probably won't be old enough too know all the words, mind. Lyrics to 'I'm a Wa*ker' (though it's best to listen to the song!) My mother said that I never should never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood Their giggling talk I could never understood And thats why I fell in love with my right hand (Chorus) And thats why I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And does it good like it bloody well should I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And im always pulling my pudd I was 25 years old before I was kissed and then I found the guy prefered a swift one off the wrist Its cheap and convenient and you cant catch VD Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free (Chorus) And thats why I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And it does me good like it bloody well should I'm wanker I'm a wanker and im always pulling my pudd Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters Thank you for having me and being oh so kind I've got pains in my arms and my donkeys growing shorter My knees have turnt to water And I think im going blind I've wanked over Italy I've wanked over Spain I've wanked in an omibus I've even had a wank in a train I've used a badger and a melon and a cat a inflatable Linda Lovelace and a David Crocket hat (Chorus) And thats why I'm a wanker I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should I'm a wanker I'm a wanker and im always pulling my pudd Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters Thank you for having me and being oh so kind I've pains in my arms and my donkeys growing shorter My knees have turnt to water And I think im going blind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 OK, i'll have a listen when I get home, it explains why bush is on the video. (the boss here thinks I'd spend all night on internet if I had speakers, so I haven't, obviously a very astute boss) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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