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What do you call a spice girl behind a steering wheel ?

An air-bag.

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What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?

Dunno - never seen either!

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Why do the Spice Girls smile when there's lightning ?

They think they are getting their photo taken.

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Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first.

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Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shirts?

Tits go in front.

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Bah..it's true:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6251058.stm

 

Avoid the following locations:

 

Los Angeles - 07/12/2007

Las Vegas - 08/12/2007

New York - 11/12/2007

London - 15/12/2007

Cologne - 20/12/2007

Madrid - 23/12/2007

Beijing - 10/01/2008

Hong Kong - 12/01/2008

Sydney - 17/01/2007

Cape Town - 20/01/2008

Buenos Aires - 24/01/2008

 

Wonder if they could squeeze in a practice gig in..say..the red zone, Baghdad, before - just to be sure...

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Bah..it's true:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6251058.stm

 

Avoid the following locations:

 

Los Angeles - 07/12/2007

Las Vegas - 08/12/2007

New York - 11/12/2007

London - 15/12/2007

Cologne - 20/12/2007

Madrid - 23/12/2007

Beijing - 10/01/2008

Hong Kong - 12/01/2008

Sydney - 17/01/2007

Cape Town - 20/01/2008

Buenos Aires - 24/01/2008

 

Wonder if they could squeeze in a practice gig in..say..the red zone, Baghdad, before - just to be sure...

You missed the 'entertaining the troops' gig in Afghanistan.

 

afghanspicegirls.jpg

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I would have thought that only very camp gay men would be so bothered about this one way or the other. And I'm probably right, lol,lol............ Are you all the Manx Village People? "M....MCA, (it's fun to stay at the) M.........MCA"...........lol...

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Heh! Keyboarder on da mike!

 

"No man does it all by himself.

I said, KeyBoarder, put your pride on the shelf,

And just go there, to the m...m.c.a.

I'm sure they can help you today.

 

It's fun to stay at the m...m.c.a....

It's fun to stay at the m...m.c.a....

 

They have everything for you men to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys ... "

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  • 5 months later...

Hehe:

 

Girl power failure: Spice Girls play to an half-empty crowd

 

Promoters boasted of a sell-out tour, but it appears a number ticket holders had second thoughts about seeing the Spice Girls perform in concert last night.

 

Almost half of the seats in the Mandalay Arena auditorium were empty as the group took to the stage for their second show in Las Vegas....

 

...It's not the first disappointment the Spice Girls have encountered since their reunion.

 

Their charity comeback single Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) is the worst selling Children in Need song ever after it scraped into the UK midweek charts at No.10.

 

They were overshadowed by X Factor winners Leona Lewis & Shayne Ward, as well as pop princess Kylie Mingogue.

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