Newsbot Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 A new test for bovine tuberculosis is introduced to the island by the Department of Agriculture's Animal Health Division. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/6269560.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copycat Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Aren't badgers supposed to be responsible for transmitting Bovine TB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Aren't badgers supposed to be responsible for transmitting Bovine TB? Disputed http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/1939320.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copycat Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I see that "the causes of disease are not black-and-white". - so that probably rules out Friesians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 And badgers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copycat Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Apparently if you get bored of your sex life you can give a woman 'The Badger'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 A Brummie businesswoman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minxie Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Apparently if you get bored of your sex life you can give a woman 'The Badger'. I will probably regret asking, but what does giving a woman 'the badger' mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Setting your dog on them apparently. A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind. "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed. Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 ^^^^ Lies, surely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minxie Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Must have been a bloody smart dog to have got the bloke's trousers down and made him get on all fours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 ^^^^ Lies, surely! Seemingly not http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3739/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 ^^^^ Lies, surely! No. Everyone knows that dogs can't resist anuseed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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