Albert Tatlock Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 A closer look at the bylaws suggests it will soon be illegal to: Demonstrate in Douglas - without permission For kids to play football in the street For kids to ride a pedal cycle or skate, slide or ride on rollers, skateboards or other self-propelled vehicles in the street For kids/adults to play anywere including on private property next to a street, or where someone might get annoyed Work on your car in the street Sell condoms on street corners Obstruct people going to/from church Piddle in the street, open area or foreshore Let off stink bombs Advertise your business on the street outside Sleep in your campervan without permission Feed, or attract the gathering of gulls, pigeons or other wildlife, by providing any food in any street, open area or foreshore Own and park more than two vehicles on the street Not bringing your bin in on the day it is emptied Hang your washing out at the front or side of your house "These Byelaws shall cease to have effect ten years after they have been approved by Tynwald." Let's hope Tynwald throw most of them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 .. by making the place so bloody inhospitible, nobody wants to live, work - or even travel through the place for fear of being nabbed by the thought/smoke/shit/litter/parking/walking/running/breathing police. Shitehawks move in and claim it as theirs, all the empty buildings become one encrusted mound of shitehawk poo and they start to breed and become super shitehawks. The BBC will come over and do a documentry on Kippers and giant Shitehawks. It will feature the yearly trek of all the worlds Shitehawks to the one 'leader' - a giant £35,000 plastic effigy on the once quay side in Douglas. Meanwhile, workers in the town hall are kept captive in a breading program, to use as food for the ever increasing shitehawk population, till one day (maybe soon) they take over the world. .. probably. Love it. Film version to star Alan Rickman or maybe Gary Oldman as the last insane Douglas corpy bloke who does a Charlton Heston at the end of the movie, falls to his knees and does the "You Maniacs! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" speech .... Directed by James Cameron or on second thoughts, Ridley Scott . The Manx version of 28 days. Surefire hit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Remember: the corpy sees eveything with their cctv's - well, maybe not with this particular one, which has been pointed towards the wall for the last year or so - not that anyone ever noticed or cared, mind.... At least that wall isn't gonna get away with doing anything funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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