homarus Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I once had a girl or should I say she once had me !,she showed me her leg ,wasn't it good norwegian wood? Prostetic words if ever I heard them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather of Manx House Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I'll bet "Day Tripper" wasn't on their collective playlist... ...GOMH*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarroo Ushtey Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. ~Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism, 1891 The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. ~Thomas Jefferson If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. ~Malcolm X Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to. ~Helen Swaffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. ~Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism, 1891 The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. ~Thomas Jefferson If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. ~Malcolm X Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to. ~Helen Swaffer Wise words - pity so many people take so little notice of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanxfella Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Prostetic words if ever I heard them? Surely you mean Prosthetic words? She's as mad as a box of frogs, a grade "A" loony. She even said that she was not interested in all the houses and all the planes? Planes indeed? How else is she going to shave her leg if he keeps all the planes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnieK Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Heather Mills needs better PR advice than she's received so far. Instead of going on TV and acting like a mental, she could have simply said it was all a plot to punish McCartney for the Frog Chorus, Lovely Rita Meter Maid, the orchestral struff, all the cack handed attempts at electronica, and, well, the vast majority of the saccharine crap the dead eyed, thumb brandishing, self appointed groovy uncle to the nation has been smearing into our ears for the last forty years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Heather Mills needs better PR advice than she's received so far. Instead of going on TV and acting like a mental, she could have simply said it was all a plot to punish McCartney for the Frog Chorus, Lovely Rita Meter Maid, the orchestral struff, all the cack handed attempts at electronica, and, well, the vast majority of the saccharine crap the dead eyed, thumb brandishing, self appointed groovy uncle to the nation has been smearing into our ears for the last forty years or so. And don't forget the exhibition of his paintings! What talent! (Sorry, I meant, what talent?) Heather appears to have Diana syndrome... try to use the press, then blame them when it all goes wrong. I think he should apply for custody of all her wooden legs... that'll leave her stumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Numerous reports tell that Paul McCartney is going to sue for custody/residency of their child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I wonder whether their child is a 'chip off the old block' - or takes after him? Badum tish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 the dead eyed, thumb brandishing, self appointed groovy uncle to the nation Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I see she's just been on C5 news today. F*ck knows what she was meant to be on about, the presenter asked about her divorce etc and got another full bore rant. Whoever thought it was a good idea to get her onboard as an aid to publicising their cause must be regretting it. I assume it was something in the Vegan world ( she had a Vegan T shirt on ) but they didn't get a word in publicity wise when she went off on one. edit to add underneath Apparently she's trying to cut global warming by persuading us to go vegan. Hmmmmm......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatopian Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Apparently she's trying to cut global warming by persuading us to go vegan.Hmmmmm......... She does have a point there - cows produce an enormous amount of methane. I eat meat and dairy products now, but I have to say that I never felt healthier than when I followed an organic vegan diet as an act of solidarity with my housemate who was taking an holistic approach to her treatment for cancer. I was full of beans in more ways than one... this may have pushed my personal levels of methane production up though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Lol. So if we all go vegan then we need less farting cows but we in turn fart more? I assume a cow makes more methane that a human. Fair enough I suppose, will certainly make life interesting - if more scented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanxfella Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Lol. So if we all go vegan then we need less farting cows but we in turn fart more? I assume a cow makes more methane that a human. I bet I could out-fart a cow after a night on the Guinness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Heather Mills' latest bizarre rant: 'Why don't we drink milk from rats and dogs?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.