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Jeremy Clarkson Tackles A Hoodie.


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Almost perfect Daily Mail story, middle aged middle class white guy tackles hoodie scum only to be reported to police for assault

 

To complete the picture of Britain gone to the dogs, he should have been beaten up by hoodies, then arrested and taken to casualty where he waits five years to be seen because of asylum seekers getting free heart transplants

 

Then had to pay so much compensation that his home is taken off him and used as a refuge centre for Albanian prostitutes

 

His attackers spend all the money on crack and breed like rabbits

 

Thats a proper Daily Mail story

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I liked the bit:

 

"Think about it. Every time one of these children is found stabbed or shot, his mum and stepdad always tell the papers he was "a good lad", and he "didn't deserve to die".

 

"Nobody ever says: "Well, if he was such a frigging angel, what was he doing on a derelict building site at four in the morning, you halfwits?"

 

:lol:

 

He has a point.

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Sod terrorism, global warming etc

Clearly hoodies will make all life extinct on the planet unless they're all shot today!!!!!!!!!

*Daily Mail mode post*

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