cheeky boy Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Andy Swainston is Barbara Woodhouse and I claim my £10. Can't be, she would be about 150 yrs old by now Ps. This is only a joke, please chill out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Or if your owner is lazy - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! There's a good boy, gooooooood boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabster Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 The kind of people who own dangerous, out of control dogs are the same ones who drive shitty uninsured cars, live in houses with crap piled up in the garden and clog up the NHS with fatty diet & smoking illnesses I would say it's unlikely that they read MF and if they did they would be delighted at having pissed someone off Like Princess Anne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 At the risk of being flamed, the report on the radio did say that the Yorkie was unharmed. So what is the fuss all about? Dogs, just like us, can take an instant dislike to another dog, the Yorkie could have looked at the Bull Mastif 'the wrong way' and the Mastif had a go, not seriously from the sound of it. I may not be Barbara Woodhouse, but when I am walking my dogs, I always greet a strange dog with a friendly 'hello'. That seems to set the tone of the meeting and the event passes without incident. But I have seen dog owners get very nervy and call their dogs to heel, or put them on a lead and then there are problems, because the dog picks up the bad vibes and becomes defensive. More often than not, it is not the dog, but the owner which causes the problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabster Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 It's a mercy dogs don't have atom bombs or religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 They'd only hump them or bury them, if they did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 There's always the risk that the odd stray might actually chew on a bomb though - that'd be some messy shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Come on Mish, don't you understand WMD; the shit would be vapourised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I was thinking more along the lines of a dirty bomb tbh but hey 'shit being vapourised' sounds cool too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Vapoo-rised I suspect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Dogs are dickheads. And so are the people who let them shit all over lanes in Douglas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossils Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Dogs are dickheads. And so are the people who let them shit all over lanes in Douglas. You be careful out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smooks Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Dogs are dickheads. And so are the people who let them shit all over lanes in Douglas. And you certainly know all about dickheads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iomrob Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 More often than not, it is not the dog, but the owner which causes the problems. agreed, walking , feeding , and picking up after it is only a small part of owning a dog. most people have no idea about training a dog right. there is a lot more to it than getting them to sit or roll over. so i can understand why people dislike them, unfortunately its bad ownership that cause it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaipyr Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Dogs are dickheads. And so are the people who let them shit all over lanes in Douglas. You might like to re-consider that when you're sober, or received an education. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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