Wrinkly Rides

[Lonan3]

TIMES ARTICLE

 

Yes, its finally time for everyone to forget about providing amusements for the youngsters and to pay more attention to the grey and whites!

 

Tokyo Disneyland is finally yielding to the realities of modern Japan: Mickey Mouse has decided to chase the “silver yen”.

With Japan's birthrate in decline, Disney has accepted the stark economics of the new market: the largest group of customers with the money and the time to spend a day on Splash Mountain or Pooh's Hunny Hunt is mostly retired.

To entice this burgeoning segment of society on to the rides the company is offering a cut-price season ticket for the over-60s and has made older people the park's new “core target”.

 

And, on a similar theme:

 

Pascha, Germany’s largest brothel, runs a generous 50 per cent afternoon discount scheme for those over 66. Though the offer ends at five, there is also reduced entry to the establishment’s night club at 9pm

 

Wrinklies Rule, Okay!

[hboy]

there is also reduced entry to the establishment’s night club at 9pm [/i]

 

What counts as reduced entry in a brothel?

[keyboarder]

Pascha, Germany’s largest brothel, runs a generous 50 per cent afternoon discount scheme for those over 66. Though the offer ends at five

 

Uugh, it would be a brave younger person popping in at 5-30. It would be like having a drink of water from a glass that had had a set of grubby dentures soaking in it all night. Zum Wohl! lol......

[Bananaman]

Why does this room smell of wee?

 

 

You said you don't do kinky stuff!