Newsbot Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Police are appealing for help to catch vandals who sprayed graffiti on the wall of a Manx school. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/7282267.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Coming soon - Banging Your Head Against A Stone Wall by Manksy. (always a follower, never a leader, lol..... ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-Drift.com Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 The words Killer and Rider, believed to be tag names for graffiti artists ...art my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Killer eh? Must be a genius to come up with such an original name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hboy Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 *rider* is a pretty gay tag for a grafitti artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 "Graffiti vandals sought by police" These people are probably so stupid that they'll turn up at the police station thinking it was a job advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeddan Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I'm no detective, but I'd guess 'Killer' is the short one and 'Rider' is the tall one in this duo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnieK Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Just because their tags are shit, I wouldn't get too complacent. "Killer" writes that he "woz ere 09", which, given the choice of name and the confusion over which year it is, is the clearest evidence yet that murderous cyborgs from the future have travelled back in time and are living in the Isle of Man. The sensible solution would be to round up every child in Douglas and for each one poke one of their eyes out to see if there's a funny little red light behind it. That'll put a stop to their nefarious plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeddan Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Sounds like a case where need to get a private jet to fly in the Manxie Behavioural Profiling Unit! They'd tell the police that these guys are not newcomers from the UK (Kidz wot kan spel killa an rayda - how many in da klass is der? ded giveaway man!!). The nature of the crime suggests the Unsubs are both males - one dominant - probably Raider - the bigger of the two, the other is subservient - 'Killer' - whose tag suggests compensating for his feelings of inferiority in the relationship. Also both are quite young - they can't buy their own spraycan, but have to share one, and only have one colour. The can is probably using the rest of a spraycan found in the garage. The graffiti below the names shows that both are right-handed. Both are quite conscientious, as seen by dotting the i's - something 'Raider' took particular effort with. Traits like that tend to come from parents, and given Raider's dominance in the relationship, it is likely that the can came from his father - who probably had this spraycan to touch up damaged paintwork. As can see, this is Daytona Red, so Raider's father has a car that has had recent minor damage, which may be the recent crisis that triggered the degeneration into what could turn into serial graffiti-ism. Crimes like this tend to be local, and it is likely the Unsubs live within a 30 mile radius of the crime scene. Forensics should be able to do the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I like it - it's clearly a post modern study of the events at Joey's during last year's senior race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I like the smiley face. There should be more smiley faces on walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeddan Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 *rider* is a pretty gay tag for a grafitti artist. Important clue! It is probably 'Raider' but written phonetically - as 'rider' - suggesting he has a regional accent. In fact it is identical to the accent from Skegness - suggesting that this may be an accomplice of Dr Dick brought over to stir up a wave of terrorism to win support for Dr Dick and his get tough policy in the upcoming LegCo election. This goes all the way to the very top! (And less that 24hrs to the election.... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Just because their tags are shit, I wouldn't get too complacent. "Killer" writes that he "woz ere 09", which, given the choice of name and the confusion over which year it is, is the clearest evidence yet that murderous cyborgs from the future have travelled back in time and are living in the Isle of Man. The sensible solution would be to round up every child in Douglas and for each one poke one of their eyes out to see if there's a funny little red light behind it. That'll put a stop to their nefarious plans. Lol, Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oogie boogie Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Top mark to the time travelling bandits. I hear history is being re written as we speak, Children in school are learning of that fateful day when JFK got into his open top car only to find Killer and Rider had got there before him and written 'Kendee suks cocks 4 50p' up the side of his car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 £4.50 bargain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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