Smokewatch

[Mr. Sausages]

Note to Corpy.

 

No point having those nice cylindrical ashtray things at Lord Street if they don't have bottoms.

 

Due to gravity, the butts fall down, out of the bottom and onto the pavement.

 

And thus it remains....................................

 

Despite you telling the internet?

[b4mbi]

1% glue, 1.5% unknown, 0.5% other.

 

kryptonite? I remember Superman being the focus of an anti-smoking campaign when I was at primary school.

 

Fat lot of good it did him, falling off that horse and everything..

 

try telling him about gravity and how it can feck your life up.....

 

0.5% maybe cornflakes?

[nipper]

Any females you pick up in the ash can - you just keep 'em, mate.

A short-sighted view, especially when so many are so obviously good at sucking and blowing

 

Like the old advert where two blokes in a pub are eyeing up a voluptuous lady suggestively smoking a cigarette and who is sexily eyeing them back.

 

"Nahh, says one of them, it would be like kissing (or was it being sucked off by?) an old ashtray"

 

Not this ashtray though:

 

 

[Mutley]

Spotted! A Postman Pat driving a post van this morning on South Quay smoking away. You've been framed!

[thebees]

Mutley - Dont snitch on the posties, they really do have a 'Little Hitler' for a boss you know. Or could it be that you are a jealous postie, after the south Quay round?

[monasqueen]

Spotted! A Postman Pat driving a post van this morning on South Quay smoking away. You've been framed!

 

Spotted this morning - a skip wagon driver negotiating the sea terminal roundabout with one hand firmly clamping a mobile phone to his ear.

 

Which is the worst offender?