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Ha I thought it was the singer at first :lol:

 

Bah you ruined my joke!

 

(Also every time I see a bottle/jar with the instructions 'Do not use if seal is missing' I entertain the wife by saying, "Well I haven't seen him on Top Of the Pops recently...")

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Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear.

 

Well it hasn't got any hands so it can't masturbate. Any port in a storm springs to mind.

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Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear.

 

Well it hasn't got any hands so it can't masturbate. Any port in a storm springs to mind.

 

I often used to feel the same way in Night Life.

 

Although I do have hands, it seemed less effort to get someone else to do it.

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