TerryMcCann Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Bifidis Actiregularis, Pentapeptides and any other made up guff used to advertise shite that doesn't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3v0 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Bifidis Actiregularis, Pentapeptides and any other made up guff used to advertise shite that doesn't work Ha ha i love the bifidus actus regularis! Makes me chuckle everytime!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Cling film that doesn't tear off the roll neatly. Gggaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minxie Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Cling film that doesn't tear off the roll neatly. Marks & Spencer do a perforated cling film - all sheets are the same size, but at leat they tear off nice and neatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 People who walk through Strand Street on a wet day with umbrellas, nearly taking peoples eyes out!!!! Mobile phones while driving, and i've found its mainly van drivers with the company name on the side of the van! Most of the adverts on TV. Girls who go out on a saturday night wearing a mini skirt and not much of a top, then spend the evening adjusting it to cover themselves up. Non smokers, who insist on sitting outside a pub in the smoking area, then complain about it. British politics. Beer prices constantly increasing. Taxi fares That's all for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimcalagon Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Dogs with bandanas around their necks. FUCK!!! RIGHT!!! OFF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I've never seen a dog in a bandana before, so I googled... Why is it when you put something daft on a dog, it suddenly assumes a dignified countenance? 5 minutes ago it was chasing a stick or licking it's genitals but now it has the moral high ground. Whilst googling I found that they have banadanas for deaf dogs that say "I am deaf" on them, presumably so you know that you have to use sign language to say "fetch" and "I am blind" for blind dogs and "I am blind & deaf" for well you get the picture. They also have "I am shy" bandanas for shy dogs, as if they weren't self-conscious enough. edit to add I think the second dog above is Donald Sutherland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Awe I like that first dog he looks dead cute, dog number 2 is a laugh, every time I look at him I laugh, comedy dog, with comedy ears and a twat of a cravat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 People who say "thank you", when you avoid crossing on the stairs by waiting for them to complete their upwards or downwards journey or after you hold a door open for them. Ignorant bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 People who say "thank you", when you avoid crossing on the stairs by waiting for them to complete their upwards or downwards journey or after you hold a door open for them. Ignorant bastards. Eh? Did you miss out the word "don't" in that? I agree anyway if yes. And people that don't make any sort of thanks gesture/gesticulation etc when you let them out into a queue of traffic. I let a guy out today when he would have been in for a long wait potentially and the rude tosser didn't wave/smile or acknowledge it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I make a point of ignoring people that wave/flash me to go when I'm waiting to exit a side road that they're going to turn into, purely on the basis that they're shit drivers. Aside from that, I'm most gracious when someone gives way when they're supposed to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 People who say "thank you", when you avoid crossing on the stairs by waiting for them to complete their upwards or downwards journey or after you hold a door open for them. Ignorant bastards. wot Cret said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 No I didn't. It is quite insulting that they think I am so shallow that I only held the door open for them because I expect a thank you in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I'd find it insulting that you thought my politness was me in someway pandering to your shallowness. Next you'll be getting hacked off by people giving you your change as they obviously only do it as you look so poor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I'd find it insulting that you thought my politness was me in someway pandering to your shallowness. What politeness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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