Lonan3 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Times: End of the World I'm sitting in a Chelsea café having coffee with the first horseman of the apocalypse. He's very pleasant for a harbinger of doom and is not, as the Bible predicts, holding a bow and arrow but a Granny Smith's apple. The horseman, or as he is known to friends, Gordon Ritchie, 50, latter day prophet and head of the Jehovah's Witness splinter group The Lords' Witnesses, is quite sure that the Bible refers to him in Revelation 6 when it predicts that the end of the world will be ushered in by four horsemen representing Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death. If you're looking for some wonderful lines - they're here! “Do you ride?” I ask. “Well, I've been pony trekking,” he replies His revelation came to him after a long period of bible study, including six years in the Jehovah's Witnesses. It all fell into place for him in McDonald's , he says. It is his considered opinion that the world ended on March 21, 2008. Dawkins may be good - but this guy's a whole lot funnier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Yay, been ages since we've had a thread about religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 What he is saying is essentially correct. Hundreds of years of greed and here we have the result things will be fine though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 The cockroaches are waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimcalagon Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 The cockroaches are waiting... ...in Mancunian restaurants from the look of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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