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[BBC News] Rare skateboard stolen on island


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The British Broadcasting Corporation's employees we pay highly to give us news have been out sleuthing for scoops down the Promenade:

 

Highly paid BBC reporter 1 "Hey, we need some news that is new and different"

 

Highly paid BBC reporter 2 ". . . . . . we need some news"

 

Highly paid BBC reporter 1 ". . . . yes, we surely need some news to justify our BBC pay packets "

 

Highly paid BBC reporter 2 "I know, how about a fresh market?"

 

Highly paid BBC reporter 1 "Yeah, let's get down there with the kidz - and thats kidz with a z"

 

Highly paid BBC reporter 2 "Yeah, let's go get 'em"

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Christ, I thought it was going to be some jewel incrusted solid gold thing on display somewhere, not some crusty kids slightly more expensive than normal skateboard nicked from down the prom!

 

How very dull :rolleyes:

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I know who it belongs to, it was found yesterday night. It's not rare, he just bought all the best stuff he could while he was in america.

Did it mention the cock drawn on the front of it in the description?

 

Nope - it didn't mention the cock standing on it either.

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I know who it belongs to, it was found yesterday night. It's not rare, he just bought all the best stuff he could while he was in america.

Did it mention the cock drawn on the front of it in the description?

 

Nope - it didn't mention the cock standing on it either.

:lol:

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This is almost as good as a couple of courier frontpage headlines I can remember from the past few years

 

'Local couple spotted at premier league football match' with them circled in a picture taken of the keeper making a save in the sun or somthing

 

'Local taxi driver hunts down tourists to give back 30p he over charged them on taxi fare'

 

Both highly worthy of frontpage news

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