Newsbot Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Police are hunting for vandals who dragged a bench into the middle of a road which a car later smashed into. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/7506863.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Take Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Fucking idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spencer Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Fucking idiots! Agree. But how blind was the driver of the car that he/she couldn't see a garden bench in the middle of the road and stop before they hit it!! Perhaps driving too fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather of Manx House Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Is it just me or should that read "Fucking pair of twats cause road accident" ? Typical Isle of Man...blame the inanimate garden furniture... ...GOMH*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 "The bench was destroyed and the car suffered extensive damage in the crash, which happened at about 0215 BST. " It must have hit at some speed then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thriller Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I was out n about not long after that had happened, the kids around here in the Strang and Union mills are Cunts, they always place objects on the roads and hide behind the wall near the Mighty Railway Inn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel_Hung Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Fucking idiots! Agree. But how blind was the driver of the car that he/she couldn't see a garden bench in the middle of the road and stop before they hit it!! Perhaps driving too fast? Or perhaps at 2.15 generally it is dark and no street lights! garden furniture doesn't have a hi-viz garment on it and i suppose they should of thought on and remembered to avoid that everyday obstacle you expect to find in the middle of the road... But of course it was the drivers fault for driving too fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 At that time of the morning the road is poorly lit. Even at the limit of 30mph, if the driver didn't see the obstruction until the last moment, there was bound to be 'extensive damage.' Solution: Find the culprits, fasten them securely to a garden bench, place bench in middle of badly-lit road in the early hours of the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 At that time of the morning the road is poorly lit. Even at the limit of 30mph, if the driver didn't see the obstruction until the last moment, there was bound to be 'extensive damage.'Solution: Find the culprits, fasten them securely to a garden bench, place bench in middle of badly-lit road, IN FRONT OF A TAXI, in the early hours of the morning. corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcCann Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 It would be quite a shock to find a bench in the middle of the road at that time (at any time really) Handy though if you needed to sit down and compose yourself after the shock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homarus Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 It would be quite a shock to find a bench in the middle of the road at that time (at any time really) Handy though if you needed to sit down and compose yourself after the shock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molly Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 was this not near the spot where somebody drove over a drunk that was sleeping in the road? having walked home to glenvine in the early hours the road is pitch black at that time of night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
%age Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Garden bench caused the road accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempus Fugit Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 INSURANCE CLAIM FORM I was travelling in a westerly direction when this tree... er... garden seat jumped out in front of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallybug Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Where is Burnside Terrace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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