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Allan St Incident


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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You b*stard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You b*stard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that b*stard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

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Isn't that where the gay brothel is supposed to be ?

 

Allan Street is an anagram of Anall Treets.

 

TART SEEN ALL

 

Perhaps there's a Stellar Teen at said brothel?

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ahahaha gisleofman - very funny joke (:

 

got me anyway

ah

 

This seems to be another "much ado about nothing" case thrown into life by the IOM police again, they spice things up over here. they really do

 

and in allan streets favour - a place to "restt le anal" - much better anagram :D

 

bleetz x

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