bluemonday Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Obesity 'equal to terror threat' Clicky Followed by Fat children ‘should be taken from parents’ Clicky Bit of a pogrom developing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Obesity 'equal to terror threat' Clicky Followed by Fat children ‘should be taken from parents’ Clicky Bit of a pogrom developing here? Brit Government flogged off all the school playing fields, then bleat that kids are fat. Dur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Well we've now got no smoking in pubs, perhaps it's about time to ban fatties from pubs. They probably cost the NHS as much or more than smokers, and don't contribute to the treasury anywhere near as much as smokers. Maybe we should add a £5 tax on chocolate, chips & crisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 A club in Jersey recently banned fat women who ate all the pies Then they lifted the ban after world-wide outrage at it kebab shop owners relieved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Rod Liddle today We have grown too fat to die. According to undertakers, the regular size of coffin is no good for your average British corpse, so they’ve been forced to build new supersize hi-fat extra fries caskets in which to shovel our bulging cadavers once we have wheezed our last. And then, presumably, dig graves the size of septic tanks. We have changed greatly as a nation but, paradoxically, our demands on the environment remain the same. England’s original broadleaf forest was destroyed to build ships for our Royal Navy so that we might conquer two-thirds of the world. Our new priority is sitting on the couch watching The Jeremy Kyle Show while cramming a KFC party bucket down our throats. What remains of our forests, then, will be chopped down to accommodate our blubbery mortal remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 A club in Jersey recently banned fat women who ate all the pies Then they lifted the ban after world-wide outrage at it kebab shop owners relieved This guy's a champion too - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7567239.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grianane Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 the next thing they'll be stopping fat people form getting NHS drugs coz the size of the prescription will be disproportionately large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Patients 'too fat to fit' scanner Clicky Doctors at the Royal Cornwall Hospital in Truro are worried people may get stuck inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxy Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Fat children ‘should be taken from parents’ This should be interesting, even from just a few angles. So which areas are regarded as fat? The whole body mass, big tum, big bum, big boobs (behave keyboarder) What age is the word children? If I was fat (don't even go there keyboarder), would I be taken from my parents, or even my parents taken away from their parents? Psychologically, how does this affect everyone involved? What happens if the child commits suicide if taken from their parents? What if its genetics? Ok Keyboarder, do your stuff lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ai_Droid Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Fat children ‘should be taken from parents’ This should be interesting, even from just a few angles. So which areas are regarded as fat? The whole body mass, big tum, big bum, big boobs (behave keyboarder) What age is the word children? If I was fat (don't even go there keyboarder), would I be taken from my parents, or even my parents taken away from their parents? Psychologically, how does this affect everyone involved? What happens if the child commits suicide if taken from their parents? What if its genetics? Fat = BMI, which can be flawed for extremely muscular people but generally it's a good guide. It's not about measurements. Genetics? No, you can't get fat from eating genes, it's definately food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monasqueen Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Rod Liddle todayWe have grown too fat to die. According to undertakers, the regular size of coffin is no good for your average British corpse, What if people get too big to go in the incinerator? Where then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Good thing I'm on a diet! -------------------- Tech Blog - Business Blog - ManxFriends Profile Catch me on Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Rod Liddle todayWe have grown too fat to die. According to undertakers, the regular size of coffin is no good for your average British corpse, What if people get too big to go in the incinerator? Where then? They leave you in the woods for a week or two. You'll fit in fine after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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