Langweilig Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Would the authorities in Douglas, Peel and Port Erin please take note? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080822/tuk...ls-fa6b408.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 About time some one declared war on the filthy shitehawks I would like to think that this is the thin end of the wedge and that soon culls of chavs, scoungers & scumbags will follow Feel free to add to my wish-list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GD4ELI Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 About time some one declared war on the filthy shitehawks I would like to think that this is the thin end of the wedge and that soon culls of chavs, scoungers & scumbags will follow Feel free to add to my wish-list 4x4 owners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 About time some one declared war on the filthy shitehawks I would like to think that this is the thin end of the wedge and that soon culls of chavs, scoungers & scumbags will follow Feel free to add to my wish-list 4x4 owners I only drive it in 2 wheel drive unless I'm towing the boat Fair point though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 About time some one declared war on the filthy shitehawks I would like to think that this is the thin end of the wedge and that soon culls of chavs, scoungers & scumbags will follow Feel free to add to my wish-list How would you like to be Chief Minister? I'd 'vote Cheeky'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodolite Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 . . . . . . . . if only we knew at the last election what we know now, someone else might not have got elected and so that might well have been at least a possibility. Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GD4ELI Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 unless I'm towing the boat Boat owners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
integer Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 People that want to wage war on another species just because it annoys them. Calling them filthy is a bit hypocritical - if it wasn't for all the shit that us humans leave behind, they wouldn't bother us. Who's more filthy, humans or seagulls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Scottish Seagull Cull Planned How do you tell a Scottish Seagull from a non Scottish seagull? Presumably after the pogrom there won't be any immigrant gulls stepping in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Scottish Seagull Cull Planned How do you tell a Scottish Seagull from a non Scottish seagull? You have to listen carefully, English Seagulls tend to say 'Mine, Mine', Scottish Seagulls 'Och Mine Jimmy' and Manx ones 'Mine Yesser'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit3hawk Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 About time some one declared war on the filthy shitehawks I'd like to point out that I shower once a day if I need it or not, Mind you you'd think that a clued up eaterie owner could make a 'Killing' by selling roasted seagull baps from their Douglas based outlet maybe even seagull egg omlettes or seagull fried egg eggs with sea gull sausages in baps Mmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanna Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Absolute f ing panseys. If they are such a bunch of fannies they just need to put down those little spikes on their roofs which stops Herring Gulls (not f ing seagulls, scottish morons) nesting. No murdering of defenseless animals is necessary, just an application of common sense. p.s sh1tehawk what exactly is your display pic? Or do you not know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodolite Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 If they are such a bunch of fannies they just need to put down those little spikes on their roofs which stops Herring Gulls nesting. No murdering of defenseless animals is necessary, just an application of common sense. I saw a young gull impaled upon the spikey things on a shop next to Woolworths in Strand Street. Imagine your first ever flight as yer mam pushes you off the edge. You see the street looming ahead and decide to take a break and rest on that shelf. Aaagghh! Skwaaaark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Farewell... JLS - Scotland's Finest Seagull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Obviously Mummy gull failed to carry out an adequate risk assessment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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