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[BBC News] Puppy gets ready for police life


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Called Bodie.

 

Presumably the next one will be called Doyle.

 

These two will always be getting into fights.

 

The two after that Regan and Carter. They will be chasing female dogs and getting pi$$ed after their shift.

 

Then Morse and Lewis. These two will be slow and steady and get there in the end and listen to classical music.

 

Then Dixon and Crawford (Dixon Of Dock Green for younger viewers). These two will bark "Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner" and complain about how East End life is not the same as it was.

 

Then Shoestring and then Bergerac. These will be loner maverick dogs who prefer to work alone..... :rolleyes:

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How

 

No, really

 

How

 

Absolutely seriously

 

How the fuck is this BBC-worthy news? Have there been no milk bottle thefts or something?

 

This is great news - much better than stuff about drug dealers, thieves, high speed crashes, deaths etc etc. We should celebrate the fact that not much really bad news was reported today or this week, it means that there is perhaps less misery around for some people. Surely that is what we want?

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What if a cat became an accountant, or a giraffe became a plumber? We'd all want to know about that. How's this different?

 

You're either dog-ist or police-ist or both-ist.

Ha ha that proves your really Crazy :w00t::w00t: a Giraffe as a plumber how's it going to do that hey???? explain that, giraffes don't have opposable thumbs :ermm:

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What if a cat became an accountant, or a giraffe became a plumber? We'd all want to know about that. How's this different?

 

You're either dog-ist or police-ist or both-ist.

Ha ha that proves your really Crazy :w00t::w00t: a Giraffe as a plumber how's it going to do that hey???? explain that, giraffes don't have opposable thumbs :ermm:

 

But they do have small heads and long necks, which means they can be used instead of those fibre optic cameras that get put down drains.

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How the fuck is this BBC-worthy news? Have there been no milk bottle thefts or something?

 

Two cases in Strang recently as reported in the papers.

 

A great evil stalks the land..................

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