Amadeus Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 How the fuck is this BBC-worthy news? Have there been no milk bottle thefts or something? Two cases in Strang recently as reported in the papers. A great evil stalks the land.................. Well ok then - maybe they can train him to be a Milk Dog ? That'd be good to stop this unacceptable white bottle crime epidemic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Called Bodie. Presumably the next one will be called Doyle. These two will always be getting into fights. The two after that Regan and Carter. They will be chasing female dogs and getting pi$$ed after their shift. Then Morse and Lewis. These two will be slow and steady and get there in the end and listen to classical music. Then Dixon and Crawford (Dixon Of Dock Green for younger viewers). These two will bark "Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner" and complain about how East End life is not the same as it was. Then Shoestring and then Bergerac. These will be loner maverick dogs who prefer to work alone..... How very dare you ignore Barlow & Watt??? P.S. where are they going to find Pedigree doughnuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Take Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Well ok then - maybe they can train him to be a Milk Dog ? I ain't drinking no dog milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Ain't Drinkin no dog milk , Crazy Fool.. said in best Mr T Voice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onchanguy Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Called Bodie. Presumably the next one will be called Doyle. These two will always be getting into fights. The two after that Regan and Carter. They will be chasing female dogs and getting pi$$ed after their shift. Then Morse and Lewis. These two will be slow and steady and get there in the end and listen to classical music. Then Dixon and Crawford (Dixon Of Dock Green for younger viewers). These two will bark "Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner" and complain about how East End life is not the same as it was. Then Shoestring and then Bergerac. These will be loner maverick dogs who prefer to work alone..... How very dare you ignore Barlow & Watt??? P.S. where are they going to find Pedigree doughnuts? You're quite right. Consider mysely suitably chastened. Could also have Hunt the un-pc dog and Tyler the time-travelling dog stuck in a time warp. Could have gone on to Crockett and Tubbs, Riggs and Murtaugh, Starsky and Hutch etc. but American cop shows are not a patch on what we do in Great Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 "..And this is the secret handshake.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 I would be interested to hear Champ's opinion on this I think the champ jokes have had their day now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Every dog joke has it's day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Indeed, let's just paws for thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champ Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Woof? W..w..wooof? Wauuuuuuuuuuuuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Not gone to Ireland for a mash up yet? It'll put a spring in your step y'know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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