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[BBC News] Vandals set football pitch alight


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Oh thats ace, how did they do that? I thought grass only burned if it was really really dry and afaik it has done nothing but rain here for months and months and months and months. (btw I havent read the story, I prefer my mental image of the whole field ablaze with one naughty little boy and a box of matches sniggering Beano style)

 

I do also realise this is a very serious matter and must offer my apologies to anyone who was offended by the above flippant comment. You could always phone the BBC help line.

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If they scorched the earth in a pattern, maybe with a slogan, it's quite clever really, the grass will grow back. Now then, if they'd used paint to do a slogan in a field, that would be naughty.

 

(I don't condone it, just having a pop)

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Just goes to show what a high class of vandal we have here when our particular breed of bored teenager can afford Petrol at £1.09 per litre to exact his mindless destruction of someone elses property !

 

What ever next ? Ivory walking cane and silk smoking jacket stolen ? Gold ingot thrown through shop window ? Parked Car smeared with Fois Gras?

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Rocketman, you might just be onto something there.....perhaps it was not a bored teenager after all but it was, in actual fact, little Eric Kelly who was kicked out of the team in 1983 for spitting at a youth from Peel, he has bourne that grudge ever since....maybe........

 

 

 

Edit: to note, that I do not know anyone called Eric Kelly, he is a complete fraction of my imagination and fraction is so not the right word but I cannot be arsed thinking today.

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If they scorched the earth in a pattern, maybe with a slogan, it's quite clever really, the grass will grow back.

Of course what they should have done is written a rude word with some fertiliser. It would take a couple of weeks but the fertilised grass would grow slightly taller and greener in the aforementioned pattern. Now that's intelligent vandalism.

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Rocketman, you might just be onto something there.....perhaps it was not a bored teenager after all but it was, in actual fact, little Eric Kelly who was kicked out of the team in 1983 for spitting at a youth from Peel, he has bourne that grudge ever since....maybe........

 

 

 

Edit: to note, that I do not know anyone called Eric Kelly, he is a complete fraction of my imagination and fraction is so not the right word but I cannot be arsed thinking today.

 

Now that makes a change! :whistling:

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