Lonan3 Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 How about an assisted suicide centre? A few slogan ideas: "Pop in and pop off" "This months ten top ways to top yourself" "Shuffle off your mortal coil with our spring special" You'll never need to try anywhere else again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 . Be fair to Shoprite, aside from a few useless old boilers they have working on the tills now and again, the majority of their staff are pleasant, helpful and clean have u been to ramasey shopshit, u will find a rare breed of staff there!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theman Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 http://www.spearmintrhino.co.uk/home.php would be nice but are fuked up laws would not allow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Oh yeah, a mens club, just the thing for the middle of the main shopping street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 http://www.spearmintrhino.co.uk/home.php would be nice but are fuked up laws would not allow it. Are you a virgin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theman Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 http://www.spearmintrhino.co.uk/home.php would be nice but are fuked up laws would not allow it. Are you a virgin? lol no butare you a i'm sure i've seen you in a film. do you do private guest appearances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Take Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 You'll never need to try anywhere else again! No refunds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshall_42 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 How can you compare Nandos and the likes of McD's and KFC. Unlike the other two, Nandos has proper tables and chairs, not plastic things bolted to the floor to stop the locals using them as weapons. And knives and forks. You know like they have in proper restaurants. The food is of similar quality, except Nandos has higher volumes of salt. Nandos is just fast-food trying to masquerade as a real restaurant. The thing I don't understand about Nandos is that there are loads of staff, but the restaurant is self-service. They all stand around just to tell you that you have to go and order everything yourself and then go get your fork and drink and sauce etc. It's jsut a tarted up KFC. Buy the Nandos sauce for 1.49 in Tesco and smother your Tesco Value chicken in it. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beezer Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 The library? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilitantDogOwner Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 The library? How are they going to fill that space with books about herrings and motorbikes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempus Fugit Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 relocate Route66 so Butch has a bigger kitchen to make his roadkill stew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeiom Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 I think it should be a ghostbusters headquarters for the isle of man division. Or an all glass fronted brothel. Or a pre 1850s gin house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Ayres Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 How about a jobcentre for all those poor financial people, very close to their present places of shirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee54 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 A drop in centre for the Homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homarus Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 A drop in centre for the Homeless They've already got one ! It's called "Macbeths"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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