Digga Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 the fact my son has just passed his driving test so the private taxi service can start picking me up from ramdom places when i'm drunk Once we've worked out how to get around the Astronomical insurance premiums £1500 for a piece of **** 1.4cc golf polo Robbing Bathplugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I hate the fact that Mrs Stav buys so much stuff that's not needed or wanted and ends up having to give it all to charities just to get the damn stuff out of the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 That advert where the ageing pop singer goes "Read all about how I never cheated on Katie, and I can prove it." Shame on you Peter Andre don't you know you can't prove a negative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 Declan.............. But just till I have had my first cup of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minxie Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 People who spit in the street, especially when it's preceded with a guttural hacking up of phlegm. It's filthy, don't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 The council should pass a bylaw, stick up giant posters of yock, get some phlegm inspectors to collect the gob, if it is outside a specially designated grolly zone (a greenie belt?), then DNA test it, compare it to a database, issue a fixed penalty fine, then spend the £10 they raise on lockets and tunes for the underprivilidged and overexpectorated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarroo.ushtey Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 OY, You've been told, only two syllables at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 People who spit in the street, especially when it's preceded with a guttural hacking up of phlegm. It's filthy, don't do it. Another disgusting past time that should carry an enforced fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilligan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 People who spit in the street, especially when it's preceded with a guttural hacking up of phlegm. It's filthy, don't do it. Another disgusting past time that should carry an enforced fine. Is it acceptable to spit if a fly has just flown into your mouth as you were talking? No phelgmlgmlegm is involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Voice of Reason Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 People who spit in the street, especially when it's preceded with a guttural hacking up of phlegm. It's filthy, don't do it. Another disgusting past time that should carry an enforced fine. Is it acceptable to spit if a fly has just flown into your mouth as you were talking? No phelgmlgmlegm is involved. Without wishing to sound like Toad of Toad Hall I would deem that as perfectly acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I had more people up my arse today than Quentin Crisp Flicking tail gaters. Had one posh bird in her shiny BMW Panzer panic a bit when I dabbed the brakes going up hill ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose 52 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 The bleached blonde bint in the Merc 4 wheel drive who thought it was a good idea to pull out in front of me on the prom, ( how I didn't hit her I will never know ) then proceeded to drive at 10 mph for the rest of the prom until she went up Summerhill er no indication, and as I went passed her to continue towards Port Jack she looked out of her side window at me like I was a bit of shite that just fell off her shoe. Thank god the wife was with me to calm me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulgarian Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Had one posh bird in her shiny BMW Panzer panic a bit when I dabbed the brakes going up hill ! The bleached blonde bint in the Merc 4 wheel drive who thought it was a good idea to pull out in front of me on the prom, Women + Large Expensive Cars = Rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 People who spit in the street, especially when it's preceded with a guttural hacking up of phlegm. It's filthy, don't do it. Another disgusting past time that should carry an enforced fine. Is it acceptable to spit if a fly has just flown into your mouth as you were talking? No phelgmlgmlegm is involved. And how many people do it? I don't understand it. I don't need to spit all the time and loads of others don't so what purpose does it serve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulgarian Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 And how many people do it? I don't understand it. I don't need to spit all the time and loads of others don't so what purpose does it serve? It's a peculiarly heterosexual male behavior, spitting. Like crotch adjusting, belching, wolf-whistling, it seems to be something they do more often when they're in groups, perhaps to assert their masculinity. Disgusting habit though. I assumed that it was outlawed actually, in public places, becuase it spread diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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