John Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 ...and people who drive in fog or bad visibility, with just their sidelights on. The car is seen before the sidelights but dipsticks must think they can be seen at the same time as an oncoming car with headlights on. Agreed , and on the other side of the coin but in some ways just as annoying there's the tossers who whack the fog lights on at the first sign of a tiny bit of mist . or just at night time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jehovah Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Seeing another example of someone writing "none" when they mean 'non'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thriller Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 the fact that I should have watched Michael Jackson at the 02 yesturday :-((((((( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 moaning None dog owners Moaning dog owners that dont read the threads properly, then twist for their own sad gratification!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 People who drive through red lights. So much so that I reported it to plod. Probably wont get much of a result, or at least that's what I thought before plod informs me his tax disc is out of date. 'so I'll be having him for that in any case' Fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 That trailor for Micheal MacIntyre that one of the satellite channels is running at the moment that goes - "I like the Kings of Leon but..." pulls startled expression "'My Sex Is On Fire'" contorts through 57 varieties of ironic shock before delivering the punch-line "What's that all about? MY ... SEX ... is on FIRE?" Then he mimes having sex as if his sex was literally on fire, whilst Kings of Leon sing "My Sex Is On Fire." A mime which seems to be the bastard offspring of Bambi and an Oompa Lumpa performing a one man conga. So today I've had the weakest song in the Kings of Leon cannon on constant repeat in my head accompanied by a video MacIntyre simulating deer-lumpa sex. And all the while there is another voice screaming -"No not literally - it's a fucking metaphor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilligan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 That trailor for Micheal MacIntyre that one of the satellite channels is running at the moment that goes - "I like the Kings of Leon but..." pulls startled expression "'My Sex Is On Fire'" contorts through 57 varieties of ironic shock before delivering the punch-line "What's that all about? MY ... SEX ... is on FIRE?" Then he mimes having sex as if his sex was literally on fire, whilst Kings of Leon sing "My Sex Is On Fire." A mime which seems to be the bastard offspring of Bambi and an Oompa Lumpa performing a one man conga. So today I've had the weakest song in the Kings of Leon cannon on constant repeat in my head accompanied by a video MacIntyre simulating deer-lumpa sex. And all the while there is another voice screaming -"No not literally - it's a fucking metaphor." Well said, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilligan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Cats, arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosferatu Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Cats, arseholes. Cats are arseholes or you hate cats arseholes , or cats and arseholes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScorpionFish Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 The idiot in the silver Yaris who turned right off Glencrutchery rd this morning at 7.30 am. Nearly cutting the nose of my car and causing me to do an emergency stop! I will be watching for your R plates in future. Indicators are there for a reason and it might be an idea to look for a gap in the traffic in future. Grrrr Debs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilligan Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Cats, arseholes. Cats are arseholes or you hate cats arseholes , or cats and arseholes ? All of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jehovah Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 HSBC girlie ringing a 08:20 and waking me up while insisting she speak to someone that isn't in. Very pushy person. I know she's only doing her job, but the banks don't open Saturday for me so why should I help her on a Saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Voice of Reason Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 the fact that I should have watched Michael Jackson at the 02 yesturday :-((((((( I don't think you would have missed much. He's past his best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 That bloody advert for glade bathroom freshener. The one with the little shit machine who wants " to do a poo in Pauls bathroom". I want to grab him by the waistband of his pants and give him a wedgie, drag him to his mates house, shove his head down the bog and ram the bloody Glade air freshener up his ass. ( You're right, it hasn't been that good a day today ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 But I want to do a Poo in Paul's bathroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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