Miss Steak Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 The grumpy fucker in Mooragh Park cafe who is no doubt making a fortune but can't even raise a smile or use manners. Listen luv he's a complete twat hat, last time I was in there he mauled me cone with his bare ands! Missfuck - I do not think you are making a very good job of what you are trying to be. Keyboarder is the champ. Luv. Listen. Mate. Listen ya fuckin idiot I dont fink your doing a a good job puttin the garnish on the burgers in Mc Donalds but ave never told ya as it must be a burden already for ya carrin that fuckin chip on ya shoulder! Now go an take ya face for a shit ya miserable bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Rider Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Wasps. I mean - what is the point of the damn things? Less annoying than you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Wasps. I mean - what is the point of the damn things? Less annoying than you? Possibly, but even with their pin sized brains they are sharper pricks than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilligan Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 is creamthingy worth getting up for at 3.45am It certainly was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User Name Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 The advert on Energy for BANTER, if I never hear it again it will be too soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Pulling the embedded broken stem of a wine glass out of my arm. Good night out then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mintchip Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Today I hate my sister's dog. She's away for the week and I'm dogsitting. He's untrained and very stubborn. Woke me from a sound sleep last night with his barking. Did he need to go out? NO, because he has no problem peeing in the house! He must have seen an animal outside and decided it was hunting time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Today I hate my sister's dog. She's away for the week and I'm dogsitting. He's untrained and very stubborn. Woke me from a sound sleep last night with his barking. Did he need to go out? NO, because he has no problem peeing in the house! He must have seen an animal outside and decided it was hunting time. Take my advice Mintchip....Just let the dog crack on peeing everywhere for 3 reasons, 1. You will have a more peaceful week 2. The dog will have a peaceful week 3. She will never ask you to dogsit ever again. Win/win situation and problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozz Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Take my advice Mintchip....Just let the dog crack on peeing everywhere for 3 reasons, 1. You will have a more peaceful week 2. The dog will have a peaceful week 3. She will never ask you to dogsit ever again. Win/win situation and problem solved. And if the dog doesn't piss - do it yourself, blame the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Today I hate my sister's dog. She's away for the week and I'm dogsitting. He's untrained and very stubborn. Woke me from a sound sleep last night with his barking. Did he need to go out? NO, because he has no problem peeing in the house! He must have seen an animal outside and decided it was hunting time. Put a pipette full of this into the buggers water http://www.rescueremedy.com/pets/ Good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Might try some myself...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Might try some myself...lol Its just Brandy you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Might try some myself...lol Its just Brandy you know! More a Jack Daniels man myself..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Sitting waiting for the temporary lights to change at the bottom of Summerhill in the pissing down rain when you know they won't be racing. And wondering why the tram organisers can't understand why there is a fucking tram there with no passengers on the frigging thing. That's better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 More a Jack Daniels man myself..lol I see you as more of a Jack Off man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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