cheeky boy Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 lol. Thanks guys! Despite all your aged best efforts, I find the level of humour encouraging at least - And dont worry parents of teens, Im not quite looking for that young...! How about 'physician, heal thy own social life'? Anyway, I guess I'll just hang an 'Open House' banner outside my new place out on the Peel Road, and see what happens... Or just wonder about Doogle and see what happens... Or pretent its any other night of the year and stay in. Clearly Ive the rest of my life to plunder the joys of 'Cretings' and enjoy being vomited over by feckless youths whilst trying to have a night out in Douglas. Many thanks, And a Happy New Year to you all. Best, D Can we presume that this quality of spelling & grammar is a requirement for writing precriptions ? Also, checking the timetables, ther does not seem to be an overnight sailing arriving on New Years Eve Perhaps you could stay in , lay down in a warm bath with a bottle of fine Cognac and sever a few vital arteries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Ahh You're almost there cheeky boy, you see feeding a troll is a bit like buying a used car or maybe an old scalextric. It might have been the car of your choice to woow the ladies in your youth, or maybe a Scalexric set which has cars with working lights. First you have to think, and think hard. You see Cheeky boy, Trolls are exactly like Scalextric. You have to squeeze the neck hard, helps if you have some fine wine, belgian chocolates and some flowers maybe. You squeeze the neck hard and the car will fly off the tracks and go MENTAL! Or, Cheeky boy you treat a Scalextric car like a troll, you snort at them in an aloof manner, look down and say pfftt! Then slowly slowly squeeze the trigger, not enough to make that Escort Mexico to move but so you get that burning smell of their electric engine slightly moving, just not enough. Before too long that engine says that's it. I'm seized. Punch him in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 lol. Thanks guys! Despite all your aged best efforts, I find the level of humour encouraging at least - And dont worry parents of teens, Im not quite looking for that young...! How about 'physician, heal thy own social life'? Anyway, I guess I'll just hang an 'Open House' banner outside my new place out on the Peel Road, and see what happens... Or just wonder about Doogle and see what happens... Or pretent its any other night of the year and stay in. Clearly Ive the rest of my life to plunder the joys of 'Cretings' and enjoy being vomited over by feckless youths whilst trying to have a night out in Douglas. Many thanks, And a Happy New Year to you all. Best, D Can we presume that this quality of spelling & grammar is a requirement for writing precriptions ? Also, checking the timetables, ther does not seem to be an overnight sailing arriving on New Years Eve Perhaps you could stay in , lay down in a warm bath with a bottle of fine Cognac and sever a few vital arteries sounds like a good recipe for a bit of stock, chuck in a few root veg, some celery, leeks, herbs, an electric toaster.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudbase Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 Salford Alias? Errrm.....No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Ignore him, he's one of the forum flamers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 *edit* I did hear that Talons is open for New Year's Eve..... Trying to drag someone down south for their first night out ever on the Island Cret, tut tut, will be stuck in their memory forever Sorry - I meant it as a joke, just didn't come across like that. Although if people want to go there it makes no odds to me. Rather them than me. Clearly Ive the rest of my life to plunder the joys of 'Cretings' Is that something to do with me? Not quite sure what a 'Creting' would entail if that's the case.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 its very much like a crettin... but with an extra G..you see.. chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 And with one t less too. Not sure what a crettin is either though tbh. I'm sure he knows what he means. Hope everyone has a good new year though if you're bothering to celebrate it. Thinking about Talons - it's not you down there playing Tazan Boy is it John? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visionary Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Sorry - I meant it as a joke, just didn't come across like that. Although if people want to go there it makes no odds to me. Rather them than me. I know you meant it as a joke, perhaps it was me that didnt' make it look like a joke, whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Hey Cret, nahh mate I am DJing Hairy Havana.. all black and bling..lol WTF i said.. but just for you I promise to play it at 12.14 am NY Day !!! You have a wicked Night at Talons and I hope they open the place more often, used to be a cracking night down there. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 I'm going to a mate's gaff as I say fella. Cheaper, quieter, less grief, less queues etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I hear Bar Logo are charging £60 entry but that includes all your drinks for the night. Somehow, I think that's gonna get messy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcCann Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Bloody hell. One drink in a cramped Bar Logo is enough. All night in there with no practical option of escape I'd certainly end up trying to resist the temptation to smash a chair over the head of somebody smaller than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray marshall Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 goto www.mflive.com @ 9pm instead.....no q's and ill provide the tunes, you bring yer mates!!! (hijack mode...off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 So did you find any midgets Terry..? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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