hboy Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 A US man divorcing his wife is demanding that she return the kidney he donated to her or pay him $1.5m (£1m) in compensation http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7818751.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Maybe he could get visitation rights and take the kidney out for walks at weekends 'n stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I went into the butchers the other day and asked for 'half a pound of kidleys'. The butcher said 'Kidleys?, don't you mean Kidneys?'. So I said: 'That's what I said diddle I'. I thenk you Unusual case, it's usually the donor's kidney that gets rejected, not the donor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I was behind you in the queue, I asked for 'half a pound of sausages' The butcher said 'sausages?, don't you mean Kilos?'. So I said: 'Alright, I'll have half a pound of kilos'. badum-tish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Surely the fact he has donated it means it doesn't belong to him any more so he has no right to demand that. Why am I not surprised that this is happening in America...... What a anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 The same butcher's were offering 'cake and sidney pies' Apparently they're made from Black Forest Gateau and bits of a Ramsey taxi driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Bizarre Headline - check Involves American - check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don fugazi Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I was in the same butchers. I asked for a pound of bacon. He said "Lean back?" (fill in the rest yourself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I was at the butchers, and I asked "Do you sell wasps?" He said "yeah, how many do you want?". I said "five please, how much is that?" He said "£2.50". Bargain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 A US man divorcing his wife is demanding that she return the kidney he donated to her or pay him $1.5m (£1m) in compensation http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7818751.stm Perfect with some fava beans and a nice chianti .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Feckin' wasps. Still - you'd need more than 4 & 20 to make a decent wasp pie. Bizarre Headline - check Involves American - check Involves absurd legal bullshit that stands a not unreasonable chance of being upheld - check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Involves Crets intractable enemy - check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I went to the butchers the other day and asked: 'Do you have any dripping?'. He said: 'No, not since I had me prostate done'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I went to the butchers slapped a tenner on the counter and said "bet you can;t reach the meat on the top shelf" he replied "I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alias Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 How can it not be material goods? You don't get that much more material surely.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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