mooraghman Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 With regard to the matter of the lifeboats, if I was on a sinking ship I'd have one last wish; to shag Karen Matthews. Now you might say that she's not a very good mother and thats true but boy, is she a horny babe or what. I'd love to roger her till her bedsprings broke. I'd happily give her ten fags and a lottery scratchcard for her trouble. Call me sentimental, but she has got a majorly bonkable body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Skies Are Grey Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 when it siuts. irony alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 With regard to the matter of the lifeboats, if I was on a sinking ship I'd have one last wish; to shag Karen Matthews. Now you might say that she's not a very good mother and thats true but boy, is she a horny babe or what. I'd love to roger her till her bedsprings broke. I'd happily give her ten fags and a lottery scratchcard for her trouble. Call me sentimental, but she has got a majorly bonkable body. I think that's quite lovely actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman2 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 wheres the irony in wanting england to win the world cup or great britain to win golds. im british when i feel british which isnt often.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 wheres the irony in wanting england to win the world cup or great britain to win golds. im british when i feel british which isnt often.. Why you support England in the World Cup? Do you support them because some of your favourites players usually end up on the England team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooraghman Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 "QUOTE (mooraghman @ Jan 23 2009, 04:13 PM) With regard to the matter of the lifeboats, if I was on a sinking ship I'd have one last wish; to shag Karen Matthews. Now you might say that she's not a very good mother and thats true but boy, is she a horny babe or what. I'd love to roger her till her bedsprings broke. I'd happily give her ten fags and a lottery scratchcard for her trouble. Call me sentimental, but she has got a majorly bonkable body. I think that's quite lovely actually. " Yes I do get a bit poetic at times. My current ladyfriend is a petite blonde with what are probably called classic good looks but when shes attending to my needs later tonight I shall be closing my eyes and imagiing that its Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don fugazi Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 im british when i feel british which isnt often.. I felt a Spaniard the other night and hope to do so again this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooraghman Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 With regard to the matter of the lifeboats, if I was on a sinking ship I'd have one last wish; to shag Karen Matthews. Now you might say that she's not a very good mother and thats true but boy, is she a horny babe or what. I'd love to roger her till her bedsprings broke. I'd happily give her ten fags and a lottery scratchcard for her trouble. Call me sentimental, but she has got a majorly bonkable body. If I was in danger of "popping my cork" (as the bible puts it) too quickly, all Id have to do is think of that horrible toothless googly eyed inbred step-uncle in law of hers, Donovan or something. Then Id be fit to pump Karen for another five minutes before having to summon up unpleasant imagery again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebrof Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 wheres the irony in wanting england to win the world cup or great britain to win golds. im british when i feel british which isnt often.. Nope. If you are Manx, you are British all the time. S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Nope. If you are Manx, you are British all the time. S Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I was surprised to read this, it was a good while ago but I remember my history teacher for A level talking about how it was the British who lost their cool and were desperately trying to get in the boats, whereas the Americans showed more decency. Heard David Savage being interviewed on the radio - it would appear that there was more than one myth about the Titanic (surprise!!!) - apparently contrary to Leonardo di Caprio the steerage passengers were not locked into their quarters as the ship sank. Mind you DS also made the point that a good factor in survivability was to be in 1st Class (then one would be wouldn't one). If the Ben was sinking what would the band play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I was surprised to read this, it was a good while ago but I remember my history teacher for A level talking about how it was the British who lost their cool and were desperately trying to get in the boats, whereas the Americans showed more decency. Heard David Savage being interviewed on the radio - it would appear that there was more than one myth about the Titanic (surprise!!!) - apparently contrary to Leonardo di Caprio the steerage passengers were not locked into their quarters as the ship sank. Mind you DS also made the point that a good factor in survivability was to be in 1st Class (then one would be wouldn't one). If the Ben was sinking what would the band play? Well it wouldn't be the White Star Line tune. I would think 'Ellan Vannin',and not the Bee Gees song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 With regard to the matter of the lifeboats, if I was on a sinking ship I'd have one last wish; to shag Karen Matthews. Now you might say that she's not a very good mother and thats true but boy, is she a horny babe or what. I'd love to roger her till her bedsprings broke. I'd happily give her ten fags and a lottery scratchcard for her trouble. Call me sentimental, but she has got a majorly bonkable body. You bull-dykes are so romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Daniels Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Mooraghmann.....Karen Matthews god that's gross. Latest news today is that you'll have to wait another 8 years until she is released Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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