jeffontherock Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 " While international pressure is mounting on offshore banks to relax secrecy rules, the Vatican, the seat of the Catholic Church, wants all offshore tax havens to be closed. The official statement from the Vatican, called an encyclical, is expected to ask for a closure of such tax havens. The encyclical is scheduled to be released on March 18 by Pope Benedict XVI. A policy paper issued last December by the Vatican, blamed the current financial crisis on offshore centres such as Channel Islands, which are basically British dependencies. " Think the Angels must have had some cash with KSF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theman Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 bull5hit... i've just sopke to god!!!! he keeps telling me to ROCK THE ROCK.... & he's allso telling that the Catholic church is bull5hit... he is saying the Catholic's are like in to playing chinese whispers with there b0ok!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theman Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 now he's telling me . to tell you's not to be scared for what is about to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 now he's telling me . to tell you's not to be scared for what is about to come Voices in your head may not necessarily be those of god... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theman Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 lmao shhhhhhhhh i'm chating to curt cobain at the mo.. lmao i'm getting the song list the fabiom.. ps voices in my sweed? wtf ... i'm just lucky has any 1 seen my camel's ha haa lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.K. Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 The Daily Mash: "NOT EVEN I BELIEVE THAT SHIT, POPE TELLS BROWN" POPE Benedict XVI has told Gordon Brown that he has believed some crazy things in his time but he's not buying that crap. 'D'you think my head zips up the fucking back?' During an audience in Rome yesterday Mr Brown said Britain was facing a deep recession and its people were suffering, but insisted none of it had anything to do with him. Pope Benedict told the prime minister: "Are you taking the piss? Eh? This is the Vatican, you can't just come in here and start taking the piss, you know. "Listen chum, I believe that a 14 year-old girl got pregnant by the 'Holy Spirit' and that the child was the Son of God and also God at the same time, whatever that means. "I believe that he walked on water, that he raised the dead and that he fed 5000 people with a couple of haddock. "I believe that he was killed and then came back to life all in the same weekend and I believe that these tiny little wafers are his actual body and this rather cheap, nasty red wine is his actual blood. "Not only that, but I also believe some really weird shit about dead, unbaptised babies being condemned to limbo. And, between you and me, I also believe that Jesus could fly. "Now given all that, you would expect me to swallow just about anything, but what you just said sounds like a lot of arse to me." The Pontiff added: "It doesn't take some kind of genius Pope to work out that your problems are based on a weak regulatory system and excessive government debt, both of which have been your responsibility for 11 and a half years. "Not your fault? Get the fuck out of my office." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theman Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 The Daily Mash: "NOT EVEN I BELIEVE THAT SHIT, POPE TELLS BROWN" POPE Benedict XVI has told Gordon Brown that he has believed some crazy things in his time but he's not buying that crap. 'D'you think my head zips up the fucking back?' During an audience in Rome yesterday Mr Brown said Britain was facing a deep recession and its people were suffering, but insisted none of it had anything to do with him. Pope Benedict told the prime minister: "Are you taking the piss? Eh? This is the Vatican, you can't just come in here and start taking the piss, you know. "Listen chum, I believe that a 14 year-old girl got pregnant by the 'Holy Spirit' and that the child was the Son of God and also God at the same time, whatever that means. "I believe that he walked on water, that he raised the dead and that he fed 5000 people with a couple of haddock. "I believe that he was killed and then came back to life all in the same weekend and I believe that these tiny little wafers are his actual body and this rather cheap, nasty red wine is his actual blood. "Not only that, but I also believe some really weird shit about dead, unbaptised babies being condemned to limbo. And, between you and me, I also believe that Jesus could fly. "Now given all that, you would expect me to swallow just about anything, but what you just said sounds like a lot of arse to me." The Pontiff added: "It doesn't take some kind of genius Pope to work out that your problems are based on a weak regulatory system and excessive government debt, both of which have been your responsibility for 11 and a half years. "Not your fault? Get the fuck out of my office." ha ha ha i've just told on you!!! lmao... expect a lighting bolt to your Thinkster.eg bum.. lmao.. we know you can not hear jimmy you.... got to go to work now to make my first million.. lol dont work to hard ...ps do you still have your tyre and rope in your office you monkey ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimcalagon Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Where would all this leave the Banco Ambrosiano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-in-man Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Where would all this leave the Banco Ambrosiano? Still making rice pudding in a can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Where would all this leave the Banco Ambrosiano? Hanging in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Christ Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Don't worry. I had a word with him after I read this LAST YEAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffontherock Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Someone wrote about you 2000 F*****G years ago but it still hasnt stopped you popping back up to F*****G annoy us ! Don't worry. I had a word with him after I read this LAST YEAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Don't worry. I had a word with him after I read this LAST YEAR. Good to see you're not omniscient - you missed this thread on the Forum from last year: IOM to be Excommunicated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theman Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 omniscient=???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I used to be omniscient but I gave it up. Well you can't be everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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