Newsbot Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 A sheep is badly injured in a suspected dog attack on the Isle of Man, say police investigating. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/7931312.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yehyehyeh Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 hahhaah thats actually the funniest thing ive seen in ages ahhh island life..... EDIT: i hope the sheep is alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 hahhaah thats actually the funniest thing ive seen in ages ahhh island life..... EDIT: i hope the sheep is alright if that's funny? you need to get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Ayres Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 So, if my dog kills a sheep, do I get to keep the sheep carcase if the farmer charges me costs? I've no use for a dead dog so he can keep that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yehyehyeh Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 hahhaah thats actually the funniest thing ive seen in ages ahhh island life..... EDIT: i hope the sheep is alright if that's funny? you need to get out more. i can't, im wanted for the murder of several sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 So the sheep was the victim, not the perp? I reckon it's a matter of time before the wooly fuckers go postal. They have that look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Yet another example of the oppression of the sheep race by the colonialist dog race we need to form an anti sheepist govt body to fight for their rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 So, if my dog kills a sheep, do I get to keep the sheep carcase if the farmer charges me costs?I've no use for a dead dog so he can keep that. trust me after the dogs been at it, you woulden want it, there aint a lot left, and normaly the dog is shot and got rid off with out u knowing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 When cometh the day we lowly ones, Through quiet reflection, and great dedication Master the art of karate, Lo, we shall rise up, And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water. Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream. Wave upon wave of demented avengers March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream. Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead! You better stay home And do as you're told. Get out of the road if you want to grow old. Sheep (Waters) Pink-Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 They do come out with some classic headlines don't they. 'Sheep Attack!' - you can just imagine sheep roaming the streets mugging people. Reminds me of when Basil the Hamster nearly got mugged by a gang of field mice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 They should send their sheep to 'Fleece Club' If this is your first night at FLEECE CLUB, you HAVE to fleece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piebaps Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 I have seen lots of references to shepherds and flocks on posters near churches. Is this all part of the sheep taking over the world conspiracy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 They do come out with some classic headlines don't they. 'Sheep Attack!' - Didn't you get attacked by a sheep once? Mind you, you were shagging his wife at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jehovah Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 When's the sheep dog trials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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