Dave Hedgehog Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Start allowing smoking in pubs again and arrange a sponsorship deal with Benson and Hedges. The tourists will flock in. If we also legalise pimping skanky hos then all the better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 If Finance leaves we should: 1. Invite over the Arms Industry - there's always a war somewhere and it's big business. Give them Jurby to try out their latest toys - that also cuts down on costs for TT and guy fawkes night fireworks. 2. Invite over the Adult Entertainment Industry. Forget the odd Hollywood movie coming over for a day or two - we could have the film studio run on full capacity and well be known as the place where the next Jurassic Poke or Forrest Hump was made. Chances for employment of local talent, too. 3. Legalise Cannabis over here. The one and only way to revive the manx tourist industry. Coffee shops & good quality, well taxed merchandise would mean £££ for the Gov - and we really wouldn't care anymore what the UK thinks as a result. Vote Amadeus in the next election and let's make it happen! If you add in Super Casinos and a proper racing circuit you have my vote fella.... I think we can do that, and get a Monorail, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentbob Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Shame the revolution was called off, might have been a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 This is highly amusing. Sense seems to have gone out of the window and people are becoming revolutionary......too little too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger lily Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I thinkin we ask mr donal trump com here makin ilse a golfin dreem world and i be caddy person for mr trump i luv hold his club for him praps also holdin his luvly wig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt W E Johns Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Shame the revolution was called off, might have been a good thing Who called it off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentbob Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I think it was postponed due to the weather, not sure now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Some people (or Bees) forgot what day it was on, damn that short term memory loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 What If It All Goes Tits Up ? We should all ascend Sniaull, assume the lotus position, meditate and become the Isle of Zen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I think it was postponed due to the weather, not sure now. Yeah, well, great - someone could have told me. There I was, standing outside Tynwald with my pitchfork & torch. Lucky I blended in well with the other people who frequent that building... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tameelf Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I thinkin we ask mr donal trump com here makin ilse a golfin dreem world and i be caddy person for mr trump i luv hold his club for him praps also holdin his luvly wig mr trump has gone tits up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Shame the revolution was called off, might have been a good thing It wasn't called off - it was just unfortunate that half the revolutionaries were knocked out by a flu virus. But his missus said he'll be back Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt W E Johns Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Can we start again Thursday then (Friday being the 13th)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentbob Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I am sure if someone can be arsed to read into Manx law, there will be something there we can use to overthrow the government WITHOUT having to actually get out of our chairs. I mean, cummon, I am comfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxy Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 sod it, build a F1 spec race course Providing they have multiple roundabouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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