John Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Glad you spotted the mistake, heaven forbid that it had been missed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 ohh and to be pedantic Councilor has a C not an S, also just a single l. Oh man... Why don't they just give a shovell and a bin bag to the blloke who sits at the back of the tram? Would that be too simplle? Your joking aren't you No. Shit on road. Stop tram. Shovel. Bag. Gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Exactly why i thought you where joking...... You have two hopes, and Bob got the boat yesterday morning.... You can't actually answer that then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 You know what 99% of the Rozzers are bob on just a few tossers who let the side down! But I can't stand ignorant fuckers who have the preconception that all coppers are tossers and they have a cushy job and get paid loads for it - because that is not true. I am very pro police (you may have read some of my previous posts when the cops have had a slagging and my reasons I feel that way) and I will defend the majority of our local bobbies to the end of the earth. What a cock What he said. I hate this trend of "F*ck the 5-0 man" that seems to be a growing 'cool' attitude to have, mainly from people who've never had any dealings with them. Undoubtedly there will be some rozzers that are tossers because you get that in any job whatsoever. I know a few though and they're basically decent people who do a difficult & thankless job that I would certainly not wish to do, to pay their mortgages and put food on the table. Just like most people, in most jobs. It's childish & pathetic to hear people bleat on about them all being on a power trip or not caring etc, and it as I say in most cases probably comes from people who've had a middle class background and want to sound a bit rebellious. They might not do a perfect job and there might be a lot of stuff they can't do which we'd like them to, but I'd way rather they were there than not. I suspect most decent & level headed people do as well. For the people who think they're all tossers that have actually had grief from the law, I'd expect that you're mainly people who screwed up and refuse to admit you were in the wrong, or are simply bitter because you got punished for something you knew you shouldn't have done in the first place. As for specials - I know a couple. One is a really nice bloke, the other..... I think coppers a bit like bees (no not thebees! ) - they're necessary and serve a good purpose, and will generally leave you alone until you do something to piss them off. Then you may get stung. ohh and to be pedantic Councilor has a C not an S, also just a single l. Oh man... Why don't they just give a shovell and a bin bag to the blloke who sits at the back of the tram? Would that be too simplle? Your joking aren't you No. Shit on road. Stop tram. Shovel. Bag. Gone. Exactly why i thought you where joking...... You have two hopes, and Bob got the boat yesterday morning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 But the qualifacations are about the same as it takes to be a member of the spelling police on a internet forum. You mean 'qualifications'? With this council obsession for sh1t - it's 'Qualifaecaltions'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Exactly why i thought you where joking...... You have two hopes, and Bob got the boat yesterday morning.... You can't actually answer that then? I just think you would struggle to get someone to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Put it in the job description. There you go, I've just saved my fellow residents £20k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The fact that we have fitted a box to catch the manure means that it just has to be emptied at the end of each journey, essentially doing the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hboy Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Or do Manx horses have an unusually positioned rectum? No its just Manx Counsillors that can't tell horses arses from elbows .... I am more than willing to show you how i can make your elbow fit in your ass anytime. ohh and to be pedantic Councilor has a C not an S, also just a single l. I doubt you could even spell "illiterate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Look at this! As my face does not give a ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Your face does not give a hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 JF, why did you delete your response? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesultanofsheight Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Your face does not give a hand? I think he's suggesting that he has some weird oversized hand to cover his face with that protects him from criticism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Your face does not give a hand? I think he's suggesting that he has some weird oversized hand to cover his face with that protects him from criticism. yawn...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 When I clicked play on that video I had a horrible feeling we were going to see how well/badly the poop-scoop actually worked! Mayor Dot Pitts seems to be excited about it. Two horses one glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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