How Taoist Are You?

[Mutley]

Disappointed that RC wasn't at the bottom of the list but generally pleased that all their attempted brainwashing didn't work.

 

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)

3. Nontheist (81%)

4. Liberal Quakers (75%)

5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)

6. Neo-Pagan (66%)

7. Theravada Buddhism (65%)

8. Reform Judaism (51%)

9. Taoism (48%)

10. New Age (47%)

11. Orthodox Quaker (36%)

12. Sikhism (36%)

13. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)

14. Scientology (35%)

15. New Thought (33%)

16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)

17. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)

18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)

19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)

20. Baha'i Faith (22%)

21. Hinduism (22%)

22. Jainism (20%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (19%)

24. Islam (19%)

25. Orthodox Judaism (19%)

26. Roman Catholic (19%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)

[mannin]

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)

2. Nontheist (96%)

3. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (84%)

4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (83%)

5. Secular Humanism (76%)

6. Eastern Orthodox (73%)

7. Islam (73%)

8. Orthodox Judaism (73%)

9. Roman Catholic (73%)

10. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)

11. Unitarian Universalism (71%)

12. Hinduism (67%)

13. Sikhism (67%)

14. Jainism (61%)

15. Seventh Day Adventist (61%)

16. Liberal Quakers (59%)

17. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)

18. Orthodox Quaker (56%)

19. Neo-Pagan (52%)

20. Jehovah's Witness (50%)

21. Baha'i Faith (45%)

22. Reform Judaism (45%)

23. Taoism (43%)

24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)

25. New Thought (39%)

26. New Age (36%)

27. Scientology (33%)

 

 

which is funny I always thought that I was a "what a load of bollocks-ist"

[We Like The Moon]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Secular Humanism (94%)

3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)

4. Liberal Quakers (90%)

5. Neo-Pagan (76%)

6. Theravada Buddhism (70%)

7. Nontheist (67%)

8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (62%)

9. Reform Judaism (60%)

10. Baha'i Faith (59%)

11. New Age (57%)

12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)

13. Sikhism (52%)

14. New Thought (51%)

15. Jehovah's Witness (50%)

16. Taoism (49%)

17. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)

18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (44%)

19. Scientology (41%)

20. Hinduism (40%)

21. Orthodox Quaker (38%)

22. Orthodox Judaism (37%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (31%)

24. Roman Catholic (31%)

25. Seventh Day Adventist (31%)

26. Jainism (28%)

27. Islam (21%)

 

I am truly devastated that I am 50% Jehoveeee and 62% Mormon .....I feel the urge to knock on doors!!!

[integer]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)

3. Theravada Buddhism (88%)

4. Liberal Quakers (85%)

5. Nontheist (72%)

6. Neo-Pagan (70%)

7. Taoism (62%)

8. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)

9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)

10. Orthodox Quaker (52%)

 

All very well, but I prefer the more generic term "Latent Hippy".

[Chinahand]

The Christian religion is all about tolerance - and atheists aren't servants of Belial and Satan are they? Erm - guess what Pat Robertson thinks about a Christian dating an atheist..

[Declan]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)

3. Liberal Quakers (74%)

4. Nontheist (73%)

5. Theravada Buddhism (67%)

6. Neo-Pagan (65%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)

8. Taoism (46%)

9. New Age (46%)

10. Reform Judaism (44%)

11. Orthodox Quaker (40%)

12. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)

13. Sikhism (38%)

14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)

15. Scientology (30%)

16. Jainism (29%)

17. Baha'i Faith (29%)

18. Hinduism (28%)

19. New Thought (28%)

20. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)

21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)

22. Eastern Orthodox (23%)

23. Orthodox Judaism (23%)

24. Roman Catholic (23%)

25. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (22%)

26. Islam (19%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

[John]

1. Jehovah's Witness (150%)

 

I am truly devastated that I am 150% Jehoveeee and 162% Moron .....I feel the urge to knock off the doors!!!

 

 

What do you get if you cross a Millwall fan and a Jehovah's Witness....?

 

Someone who knocks on your door and then tells YOU to fcuk off............

 

 

 

 

I will order a taxi now............ sorry