oldmanxfella Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I would wish for a giant rabid coffee bean to march down strand street and kick the doors in of Costa bean, grab the rude little grey haired squirt that owns the place, pull him outside and give him a furious kick in the bollocks! Waste of a wish I hear you say? Go in and have a drink when he is about! Spot on!!! He really is a horrible little smug prick!! I'd bet he's had a few kicking's in his time the little tosser!!!!! Another vote against. Would rather go to Spill the Beans where the coffee is nicer, and cheaper, and the staff are lovely. One wonders what the recession will bring for this irksome man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxPaddy Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I would wish for a giant rabid coffee bean to march down strand street and kick the doors in of Costa bean, grab the rude little grey haired squirt that owns the place, pull him outside and give him a furious kick in the bollocks! Waste of a wish I hear you say? Go in and have a drink when he is about! Spot on!!! He really is a horrible little smug prick!! I'd bet he's had a few kicking's in his time the little tosser!!!!! Another vote against. Would rather go to Spill the Beans where the coffee is nicer, and cheaper, and the staff are lovely. One wonders what the recession will bring for this irksome man. If we're lucky suicide!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 As I understand it this gentleman is grumpy and rude when serving coffee. Not the greatest crime in the world, certainly not enough wish upon him despair that leads to a lonesome death at his own hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 As I understand it this gentleman is grumpy and rude when serving coffee. Not the greatest crime in the world, certainly not enough wish upon him despair that leads to a lonesome death at his own hand. Fortunately this sort of thing is rare on the island! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Fortunately, sad obsessions with other people/businesses are also rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Unless that business is the Steam Packet. edit to add - or the airport edit to add - or Manx Telecom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punisher Posted May 16, 2009 Author Share Posted May 16, 2009 Fortunately, sad obsessions with other people/businesses are also rare. Who said I have an obsession with this person - the fact that I have the same car as him, have grown a beard and dyed it grey and last year spent 12k on painful leg surgery so I am his exact 5 foot height is purely coincidental Oh forgot to mention that I am opening a new coffee bar called Costa Coffee 2 - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Unless that business is the Steam Packet. edit to add - or the airport edit to add - or Manx Telecom OK, I retract the mention of "businesses". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Who said I have an obsession with this person - the fact that I have the same car as him, have grown a beard and dyed it grey and last year spent 12k on painful leg surgery so I am his exact 5 foot height is purely coincidental Oh forgot to mention that I am opening a new coffee bar called Costa Coffee 2 - I sense you may not be alone in your beardiness. I'm intrigued by all the grief this chap is getting on here. There's a lot of hostility towards him, but I've missed out on why he actually deserves it. I despise coffee but it'd almost be worth drinking some of the nasty sludge to witness this alleged spectacle in action! Wishes wise, not sure. To have my same house but with a bigger garage, surrounding acre of land, the sea maybe 100yards away, and not to have the 'parking chicane' ignorant, selfish, bad tempered troll on the same street. Would that count as 1 seeing as it all relates to chez family cret? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punisher Posted May 17, 2009 Author Share Posted May 17, 2009 Quote Cret Wishes wise, not sure. To have my same house but with a bigger garage, surrounding acre of land, the sea maybe 100yards away, and not to have the 'parking chicane' ignorant, selfish, bad tempered troll on the same street. Would that count as 1 seeing as it all relates to chez family cret? Sounds like your having neighbour troubles fella, had plenty of that in the past from inconsiderate b#stards myself . Maybe you could try window bricks or tyre nails as a quick fix or even have a go at making your very own troll spray to vanish this fiend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Tempting though that sort of thing is, I'd never consider it. Vandalism is a ****'s trick. It's not so bad, just rather inconsiderate to every other person on our street. One day with a bit of luck a fire engine will come steaming through and plough it out of the way (as long as it's not en route to chez moi). That'd learn the bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 I would wish for a giant rabid coffee bean to march down strand street and kick the doors in of Costa bean, grab the rude little grey haired squirt that owns the place, pull him outside and give him a furious kick in the bollocks! Waste of a wish I hear you say? Go in and have a drink when he is about! Spot on!!! He really is a horrible little smug prick!! I'd bet he's had a few kicking's in his time the little tosser!!!!! Another vote against. Would rather go to Spill the Beans where the coffee is nicer, and cheaper, and the staff are lovely. One wonders what the recession will bring for this irksome man. If we're lucky suicide!!! That's a terrible suggestion you prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Take Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Next time I'm home I'm gonna make a special trip to Costa just to encounter this legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Toad Of Toad Hall Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Geez! I think I am going to get me a coffee in this place just to see what the deal is with this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Toad Of Toad Hall Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Geez! I think I am going to get me a coffee in this place just to see what the deal is with this guy you do that SScott. I am afraid that you are confusing me with somebody else. Sorry to disappoint you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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